About Maria, Maria
Beer, Sports, Food, Beer, Sports, Food, BOOBS, Beer, Sports, Food, Beer,
Sports, Food, Beer, Sports, Food, Beer, Sports, Food, Beer, Sports, Food,
And, for the few that DO read these:
I cut 14" of hair, (it all went to Locks of Love to make wigs for kids with cancer)
I am amazed at how many emails Ive received reprimanding me for changing my looks. My goodness,
1- ITS ONLY HAIR.
2- It grows back.
3- It went to a good cause
4- I am not defined by my hair. If you can not define me by my character, define me not.
* I am 53 years old and I absolutely love it. I loved being 50, 48 and Im sure I will love being 60 when the times comes.
* I am a full figured, curvy, and very girlie, and I love that too.
* I should let you know, Im more attracted to white (& white looking) men. Dont get your boxers in a bunch guys, and PLEASE save the reprimanding emails. Im not looking to offend anyone, its simply a preference thats all.
My profile says Im just looking for friends, because no matter what may come, Id rather they start with a friend.
So, to say Im in no hurry, is quite an understatement.
****Im not sure why POF matches me with men in San Diego.
I gotta say there are som GOOD looking men in San Diego, and San Fransicso, but Id rather find someone closer to me. ****
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Have A Wonderful Day *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
For me, its never the WHAT but the WHO.
The most elaborate date with the wrong guy is a nightmare.
Watching the grass grow with the right guy is amazing.
A bit about me:
- I get excited when I hear the ice cream man, just like all the other kids.
- I love bubble, city lights and stars.
- I think my sexist curve is my smile.
- I make my own Limoncello, and its amazing.
- Id love to learn to shoot a gun, and get back into Archery.
- I cant stand the taste of beer, however, I LOVE to kiss a guy who just took a drink. Cant explain it, and I dont care. ;-)
- I'll never laugh at anyone harder than Ill laugh at myself.
- I love summer concerts with friends.
- I am always the first to laugh at myself. (I make it easy sometimes)
- I do believe there ARE such things as a stupid questions. (Ive heard plenty)
- I still love to blow out candles on my birthday cake.
- I remember penny candies.
- I love camping. Tents over Campers, over hotels. I love hotel vacations, but nothing beats tent camping.
- I cant stand the taste of beer, but I LOVE to kiss a guy who just took a drink.
- I LOVE to dance in the kitchen when Im cooking or cleaning the house.
- I love guys who are horrible dancers.
- I cheat at cards. (usually just solitaire)
- If I see someone cry, I will automatically start to cry with them. Even if I dont know the reason.
- My knees go weak at men who smell good. ;-)
- Im smart, tender, sweet, compassionate and caring. And just love when someone makes me laugh.
- I believe NO cartoon can beat Buggs Bunny or the other Warner Brothers gang.
- At a drive through, I will sometimes pay for the car behind me 'just because'. THAT makes me happy.
- I dont know how to ride a bike without holding onto the handle bars.
- I love to flirt
- I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS encourage you.
- I dont lie.
- As long as you deserve it, I will always treat you with the greatest respect.
- I LOVE GOD, and HE loves me too. THATS pretty cool.
P.S., NOT that you have to, but IF you can dance to mariachi music, both fast and slow, we just took this to a whole new level. ;-)
thats my kryptonite. I dont mean 'Banda' or 'Ranchera', I mean good old time mariachi music where you get your blood flowing.
And IF you can slow dance to the canciones, I mean the RIGHT way, Oh Id get so weak in the knees.
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