madmike413: Do or do not, there is no try!
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Springfield, Massachusetts
Details
38 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Sagittarius with No hair
Intent
madmike413 Casual Dating/No Commitment
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Film/TV Junkie
Profession
media designer







I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Me
I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck. I knew the duck was lost, because ducks aren't supposed to be downtown. There's nothing for 'em there.

So I went to a Subway sandwich shop. I said, "Let me have a bun." She wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said it had to have something on it.

She said it's against Subway regulations to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves aren't supposed to touch. So, I said, "All right, put some lettuce on it." "That'll be $1.75!" I said, "It's for a duck!" "Oh, then it's free."

I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub, and don't bother ringing it up - it's for a duck!

There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"

First Date
Something fun and casual


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