I was never good at online pseudonyms....
Here it is...
If all your pictures are selfies I'm forced to assume bad things about you
I'll take any and every opportunity to make a joke, for better or worse. I'm good at making people laugh and I thrive on that ability. Commanding a conversation is easy. Not saying something stupid isn't. They're not always winners, but it's next to impossible for me to leave a one-liner or a sick burn floating in the ether.
READ - DON'T HAVE THIN SKIN or at least don't take yourself too seriously.
I wear jeans to work. If I wear a button down I'm over dressed. That means my job is probably cooler than yours. When I'm not getting wasted on long hours I'm usually finding trouble or kicked back with my friends (or alone, I need ME time)
READ - DON'T BE TOO NEEDY or at least don't text me more than 4 times if I don't respond.
I'm in a band. We're really cool and really loud. We're currently looking for a lead singer. Could it be you?
READ - AS IS
I rock my iPhone without a case...that's just the kinda risk taker I am.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
REALLY!? People spell out first dates on here? Wow.... ok, how about this.
I'm not taking you to a boring dinner, if you're looking for a free meal right off the bat move on. Lets do something fun in comfortable shoes.