I was never good at online pseudonyms....
Here it is...
I'll take any and every opportunity to make a joke, for better or worse. I'm good at making people laugh and I thrive on that ability. Commanding a conversation is easy. Not saying something stupid isn't. They're not always winners, but it's next to impossible for me to leave a one-liner or a sick burn floating in the ether.
READ - DON'T HAVE THIN SKIN or at least don't take yourself too seriously.
I wear jeans to work. If I wear a button down I'm over dressed. That means my job is probably cooler than yours. When I'm not getting wasted on long hours I'm usually finding trouble or kicked back with my friends (or alone, I need ME time)
READ - DON'T BE TOO NEEDY or at least don't text me more than 4 times if I don't respond.
I might be a music snob and I have no fear voicing my opinion. After an argument about Taylor Swift, my friend, Lauren, said, "Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it sucks." To which I replied, "That's EXACTLY what it means!" The good news is, as a former wedding DJ, I have a love and appreciation of all genres of music. However, it would be TOTALLY AWESOME if you had an understanding (or at least an opinion) on any of the following bands: Guns 'n Roses; Coheed & Cambria; Pearl Jam; Van Halen; The Temptations; RHCP; Bruce Springsteen; Run-DMC, Muse, AFI, Alkaline Trio, Lamb of God...the list goes on.
READ - LIKE EVERYTHING I LIKE or at least put me on to something cool.
I'm in a band. We're really cool and really loud. We're currently looking for a lead singer.
READ - AS IS
I rock my iPhone without a case...that's just the kinda risk taker I am.
REALLY!? People spell out first dates on here? Wow.... ok, how about this.
I'm not taking you to a boring dinner, if you're looking for a free meal right off the bat move on. Lets do something fun in comfortable shoes, word.
roses available. Click Send Message to send
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