1. i work weekends.
2. i live at home, but have a car, in addition to the aforementioned J-O-B.
3. i play video games (ps3/ps4), and won't take any sh*t about it.
4. i'm allergic to cats
5. i'm not your texting buddy. i'm looking for someone to hang out with.
6. no kids/never married
7. i'm a tobacco user and a beer drinker
8. i'm happily single (read: not desperate). i wouldn't mind changing that if i met someone where all of the friction from clicking in all of the right places were to create sparks, and then a fire. but i am not actively seeking (i gave up on it; threw in the towel), this site is kind of a time waster, feel free to drop a line though.
9. i'm on here mainly because reading these profiles actually helps me APPRECIATE being single... like seriously! this site, combined with the content featured within its profiles, single-handedly turned me into a misogynist! for real! most of you sound like you wouldn't be very pleasant to be around; if i wanted someone antagonizing me and putting me through crap just because they're having a bad day then i'd get a girlfriend... wait...
10. i'm a geek, a gamer, an artist, and a songwriter.
UPDATE: got my ps4. i couldn't give two flyin' f*cks about getting to know someone right now. sorry for any inconvenience.