I like things to be hard and complicated, with the optional easy button.. I’ll try anything until I like it.. i can boil water in 30 seconds and make a three course meal in 90.. I find more money in the lint trap then in the couch cushions.. I have discovered that hot sauce is a heart breaker.. I am jealous of the perm on spiral macaroni and my fish named grommet who has been sleeping for weeks now.. Im a people watching world champion.. I have taken a roundhouse from Chuck Norris and survived.. Sometimes I find myself in deep thought wondering why a carrot isn't called and orange.. but seriously I'm an everyday regular normal guy.