I would hate to bore you by telling you how amazing and wonderful I am. I am sure you have already found this about 200 hundred times on the other profiles on here. Actions speak louder than words
right, so why bother?
So let me start off with the bad stuff - I get impulsive and restless at times, I am afraid of spiders, I cuss too often, I have little patience for flakes and fake people.
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and not get offended easily. YOu believe that sarcasm is one of the greatest things.
You love meat and enjoy a nice cold beer.
I'm here because I'd like to make some new friends and maybe more with the right person.
Do not message me if you are:
..It never works!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Happy hour or a quick drink. Something easy to get away from if you turn out crazy!