You can't please everyone. Just be yourself and if people like you, at least they like you for you. If they don't, then at least the situation is not fake. I put up with a lot of things, and feel I have a good degree of patience. I care about the people in my life and those who are no longer in my life. I like to find the humor in every situation, even if it's one that hurts or makes me angry. I feel that humor heals, and it gives you reasons to smile. And everyone looks good with a smile.
A SMILE, not a duck bill.
I find modesty grand, and morals becoming. In other words, you could be the most beautiful woman in the world, but when I scroll through your pictures and I see pictures of you in your underwear, or nothing, well... it's like planning my own surprise party. If all you got to say is how awesome you are, well... you're too awesome for me, I like a girl with flaws. I want a girl who has no problem admitting she trips on her own feet because it gives me chances to catch her.
I do have a preference for someone that at least lives in the bay area. I don't do long distance very well. If you are just looking for a hang out friend, I have no problem with you being long distance, We can find time to chill here and there. But if you want something more... I need you to be closer.