Just made this profile to sue POF when they use my photos in an ad. $$$$$$
My goal is world domination of the military industrial complex, through control of documents.
Specialties: Exceptionally good with sarcastic, smart ass remarks. Able to sit in my chair for extended periods of time without numbness or fatigue. Invented the 2 hour lunch break, which has been adapted by slackers everywhere. Completed the “Flavor of Love-Season 2" marathon without any training whatsoever. I may have done some things I'm not proud of, but I never ever took credit for others accomplishments. Now... where am I!?
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
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