My ex was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started.....
Few days later she was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
Okay those were jokes. 99% of you girls say u want a guy that is funny so I figured i''d get you to smile.
What I want:
Looking to meet that special someone and take things slowly. Would love to work towards a long term relationship and eventually settle down. I'm laid back but do speak my mind. I love traveling and playing sports. I can fix anything mechanical and love woodworking. I have a ton of hobbies and enjoy the best things in life. Looking to meet a woman that knows what she wants and is quite independent. I do not want endless emails so be ready to meet up and get to know each other in person. Thanx for reading and good luck with your search.