HannahthePiranha: We found dove in a soap less place.
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
North hollywood, California
26 year old Female, 5' 1" (155cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Scorpio
HannahthePiranha wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
Seeing eye dog

This is me with a flying cat.

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Loves overly gruesome horror films, scary stuff, tall loopy roller coasters, disgustingly fattening foods, girl scout cookies, performing, dressing up in costumes, knitting for the process and not the finished product, healthy competitive card games, N64, reading Chuck Palahniuk, quoting How I Met Your Mother, "schwinging" my hips, and my sense of humor.

Does not love karaoke bars, the DMV, 405 traffic, 101 traffic, 5 traffic, traffic, driving in general, working out, sad faces, chocolate, dark beer, ugly babies, Mexican food, and people who take me too seriously.

Are able to communicate something is funny without the use of "lol," know the difference between "your" and "you're," do not take pictures of yourself shirtless in front of the mirror with your iPhone, have seen at least one Muppets movie and/or episode of the show, eat sushi, and watch horror films.

Also, if none of your pictures contain a smile, I'm not interested.

Also, if you send me a message with a horrible yet surprisingly clever pun then I'll probably marry you. Think before making such a commitment.

First Date
Take me to see a real life Battle Royale and/or a haunted mental asylum and I'm yours.

Mail Settings
To send a message to HannahthePiranha you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 24 and 32.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be married