Don't Be Afraid To Say Hello ...
So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. So How was your day ?
I WON'T BE WRONGED , I WON'T BE INSULTED , AND I WON'T BE LAID A HAND ON . I DON'T DO THESE THING'S TO OTHER PEOPLE , AND I REQUIER THE SAME FROM THEM . LIFE IS HARD ; IT'S HARDER IF YOU'RE STUPID . : Mr. John Wayne ,,,
I NEVER Apologize For Being OLD SCHOOL , Because I EM OLD SCHOOL ! I Have Been This Way All Of My life , I Was Raised Properly , Say What I Mean , And Mean What I Say , And ALWAYS Keep MY Word , Cuz Actions Speak Loader Than Words ... First of all , thank You fer checkin out My Profile ... I was born and raised a Gentleman , and somewhat Old Fashion . And I EM , a Country Boy ( at Heart ) . Was raised in how to treat a Lady , and I Dooo know what it is like , and the meaning of , " Courting " a Woman . The Old Fashioned way of dateing , means the most to Me . The best things in life , take time to develope ( and there is MORE to a relationship , than just sex ! ) . And in NO way , Em I a " Player " , or a " User " . Dont have time to be playin with People's Feelings , or Useing them , or in Games , tho at times , I CAN BE a little Naughty/BadBoy , lol . I do have a BIG Heart , and at times , I tend to wear it on My sleeve ... I LOVE the Outdoors ,,, Hunting , Fishing , Camping . I love to watch Movies , and Cuddle'in ,,, ( to Me , the little things in life ,are soooo awesome , and importent , just take the time , to enjoy them ) . I love to spend time with that " Certain " someone , and enjoy what Life has to offer . Very easy going , and I love to laugh and have Fun ... Hope to hear from Ya'zzz . Tippin Muh Hat ...
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