Ofc.Tony: If I make you laugh can I keep you? ;-)
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Gosport, Indiana
49 year old Male, 5' 3" (160cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Virgo
Ofc.Tony isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
High school

Fun at the range !

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Tony

Let's be real for a moment shall we......

If I write you and you don't respond then you obviously are not interested. That's fine,I'll think I'll recover from the heartbreak. ;-)

Women just looove to be challenged and if they get to "fix" the guy all the better right?

Here's a challenge for you.

Live on your own for several years without any support from a man! If you have done that then you are my kind of woman and I would gladly shake your hand!

Be real or go home sweetheart!;-)


Friends are cool if you are interested.
If.not...I.could.care.less. No,on.second.thought.I.could.care.MORE.than.less!

I like to travel and explore new places when I can,especially short day trips on a motorcycle. I love going to flea markets,thrift stores,auctions,antique shops etc. and finding that rare gem that catches my eye. I love old cars and motorcycles as well as attending auto/motorcycle shows.


What I’m doing with my life:
Resting after working overseas for two long years! By resting I mean starting over as my body has given me a reality check.
I have several issues with my neck/spine/feet due to being born,work,sports,God(his little joke),age,a very bad man and just plain life!

I’m really good at:
I am good at surviving it would appear. Just when I'm at one of my lowest I usually find a way to turn it around and succeed.

The first things people usually notice about me:
That I'm short! I'm like 5'3" on a GOOD day! Please by all means,if you have some "Daddy issues" or just want/have to have some big,sweaty,tall,goofy dude on you(ewww,I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth)....then go find'em! ;-)

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:

Books= The Stand and many others along the same line.

Authors= Dean Koontz,John Grisham,Stephen King,James Patterson,Ian Fleming,Michael Crichton,Edgar R. Burroughs,Mark Twain,F. Scott Fitzgerald,Edgar Allen Poe,Ernest Hemingway,Jules Verne,J.D. Salinger,Mary Shelly,Sir William Golding,Anne Rice,Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,H.G Wells,

Movies= Van Wilder,Super Troopers,Lord of the Rings,Matrix,Borne Trilogy,Star Wars(all),Dodgeball,Hang'em High,Outlaw Josie Whales,Blazing Saddles,Van Helsing,Willow,Hitcher,Sixth sense,Underworld,Reservoir Dogs,Planet of the Apes(Original),Pitch Black,The Lemon Drop Kid,Caddy Shack,Blues Brothers,Saving Private Ryan,Full Metal Jacket,Napoleon Dynamite,Kill Bill Vol. I/II,
Gladiator,300,Good Fellas,Die Hard,The Silence of the Lambs,Smokey and the Bandit,Cannon Ball Run, The Borne Movies,12 Monkeys,Forrest Gump,Stand by Me,Pirates of the Caribbean(all),Lost Boys,Young Guns,Predator,Throw mama from the train,Goonies,Police Academy,Vacation,Porky's,American Pie,Once upon a time in Mexico/El Mariachi,Troy,most James Bond 007 films,

T.V. shows=Walking Dead,Game of Thrones,American Dad,Tosh.0,Family Guy,Storage wars,South Park,Chapelle Show,Fringe,Reno 911,American
Idol,ABDC,Gold Rush,CSI,Dukes of Hazzard,Beverly Hillbillies,Fast N loud,Top Gear,

The six things I could never do without:

My family/kids

My friends,gotta love'em

My self-esteem

The love and the touch of a good woman

My freedom to be who I am

Chocolate.....gotta have a vice...

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
What the future has in store for me. We have to try to control the things we can and for the things we can't well it's all in how you as an individual react to the situation isn't it.

On a typical Friday night I am:
Usually relaxing,not into the bar scene.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I hate dating sites!

You should message me if:
You feel we could become great friends.

Thank you,

P.S......I'm not really a Fashionista....I do well to wear the same color socks most of the time!!! ;-)

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