I enjoy reading, making jewelry and about a year ago was introduced to renaissance fairs which are alot of fun! I like to do volunteer work and I also play sand volleyball, darts, and I like to fish. Yes I can bait my own hook. :>) What makes me unique? My friends tell me that I am weird, but in a good way. I try and keep my karma on an even keel. I am a libra so that should make sense. I hate restaurant menus, I am convinced they will cause the next plague. My taste in music ranges from Frank Sinatra to dance music to some rock. I have an 11 year old dog that doesnt listen but she is very cute and sweet and just wants to sit in my lap. I have a fat happy cat who likes to sleep on his back and never does anything wrong. I have a rescue cat named Potato who hates me, but is a member of my household. Although her hate runs deep, she does like to sleep in my laundry and rub on my shoes. Once, she peed on a pair of my shoes as payback for trying to brush her. That did not work out well for either of us, lol. Well, thats not true, I am pretty sure I saw satisfaction on her face that she traumatized me. I am not complex, I know what I want and what I dont want when it comes to dating. I love my job, it is challenging, and I know a secret, it takes more muscles to frown than to smile and being bitter gives you wrinkles. What is easier to list, things I like or things I dont? Hmm, what I dont like or want is probably more entertaining if anyone is reading unless you fall into one of these descriptions and if you do, dont worry, there is someone out there for everyone. Men who make themselves the punch line of every joke, men who make other men the punchlines of their jokes because they are really insecure about themselves, Pirates, men with "beat me" complexes, men with Vehicular Hypochondria, men who want to live off women in order to "find themselves", men who are stale, looking for a mother figure, men who are married but say they are seperated, men who brown card, men who complain about everything and are generally unhappy with their life, PIRATES, men who openly pocket pool, men who want to date me specifically because I am a few extra pounds, men who say dont worry, I like bigger girls, (as if I have a problem with who I am). If you thought any of this was entertaining or just want to say hi, send me an email and please dont just say hi. :>) Have a wonderful day!
No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?
"We've been smackledorfed"
I am not going to say skydiving or a carnival... I am more of a lets meet for coffee and if we dont like each other, it was just coffee. Keep things simple and not complicated for a first date. The second date and third date is a different story.
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