Here's what's wrong with me.......
1. I am not into scary movies since we all know how it ends and I would rather not watch "sappy" ones since I will cry. I've cried watching "extreme home make-over" if that tells you anything.
2. I am not a fan of discussing "female" problems but I know enough to hold your hand and feed you Chocolate.
3. I am a smoker yet only a "casual" drinker since a hang-over takes several days to recover from at my age. Not to mention the "truth" that comes out when you're drunk - no one wants that!
4. I honestly try to eat healthy but don't always resist temptation and I do have a love for coffee that some call excessive.
5. Laughter is my "Drug of choice" and I can find something funny in just about everything. If you bump into something and there's no blood, I am going to laugh! I also believe sarcasm and playful banter is the next best thing since sliced bread.
I will also say I have not matured past the point of being able to turn everything into a sexual innuendo.
6. Oh, and please do not ask me to lie because I suck at it.
7. Don't expect me to trust you as the last time I heard "Trust Me" I had twins, so I am a little nervous related to that word.
8. Im not fake - I am straight forward, open and will communicate even without using my hands.
9. I take good care of myself physically, spiritually and financially and can dress myself and even have socks that match.
10. My job keeps me out on the road for weeks at a time so I'll never get in the way and by the time you get tired of me - Poof, Im back at work.
And last but not least - if there is only one brownie left, I'm not sharing!
If you have any other questions, just ask!
Now, Isn't that much easier?