About Me
I have this rule, it's actually inspired by a quote by John Waters: “If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't f*ck them.”
I'm Monica. Super sarcastic, strong willed, and very opinionated. I know what I want, and I'm not gonna let anything get in my way. I'm ready for the rest of my life, just here seeing who can keep up. I work all the time, and drink too much Starbucks. I'm not skinny enough or tall enough. I like tickle fights and long drives, blaring music as loud as possible. I love country music and art; tattoos and photography. I read constantly, cuss frequently, laugh too much, and don't have enough time in each day. I need someone who can keep up with me intellectually. So please, if you're smart and can hold an intelligent conversation, message me.
I'm a sucker for a genuine smile and an intelligent mind. Make me laugh, and I'm all yours.