"Don't be fooled by your emptiness, there's so much more room for hapiness"
Hi I'm Amy! I'm new to this whole online dating thing, but I figure what do I have to lose? I have a big heart and I'm extremely loyal. I'm looking for someone who isn't into games or drugs and wants more in life then going out to the bar every night. Don't get me wrong, I love to go out and have a few drinks and dance the night away. You must love to dance because it's one of my favorite things to do. Oh and please have some rhythm! lol I'm down to earth and really laid back. I love to cuddle. I'm constantly cracking jokes. If you can make me laugh, then you're headed in the right direction. I laugh at inappropriate things and have a crazy sense of humor. I could people watch all day at Walmart and never get bored! If you think that's mean, well we probably won't get along anyways. I don't like to be labeled. I'm into femme type girls. I tend to date straight girls, maybe that's my problem. I have a weakness for girls with long dark hair and blues eyes. I'm not saying that is the only type I'll date, but it's definitely a plus! Anything else you want to know, just ask me! So feel free to send me a message :)
*If you plan on just sending a message containing "Hi" only, don't bother.
*If your profile is of you and your kids, don't bother to contact me. I have nothing against dating someone with kids but I'd like to get to know you first. It's an internet dating site and there are creepy people on here. I wouldn't personally post pics of my kids on here. Call me crazy!
*If a 3rd grader can spell and write better than you, don't bother. I'm clearly not perfect ( see jumbled paragraph above..haha) and far from it..
*If you send me your phone number in the first or second message, don't except me to write back. Who gives their phone number to strangers right off the bat on the internet anyways? lol
*If you old enough to be my mother, don't bother. Eww
*If your teeth are missing or rotten. Don't bother. Sad that I have to put that in here!
*If you ask me what my name is, don't expect a reply. It means you didn't bother to read the first line of my bio. Geez...it's the third word people!
*Lastly, if you're still reading this you probably found this humorous because you have encountered this first hand and/or think it in your head.
If I didn't completely scare you off, feel free to send me a message. I really am a nice and sweet girl..lol :)