Hablas Español? Podemos hablar :-)
Please have a pulse and the heart of gold.
Please don't be a f'king moron. Is that too hard to ask? Know how to spell, have a good memory, be sharp and on your game. I'm sick of all these uneducated idiots who can't carry a conversation because they checked out of pursuing any kind of knowledge or education after what was legally required.
Call me a b*tch, but I worked too damn hard to settle for any less. I'm looking for my equal.
Wear deodorant, brush your teeth, have on nice cologne. Stimulate my senses.
If you can't make me laugh it won't last.
"Life is meant to be lived, not quoted."