Back yet again..... Sheesh 5/17/13 not going to lie, probably not going to update like I said a few times below lol.
Just got back on here (again!!). Haven't had a chance to update below yet. 2/11/13
Ok now it's 12/8 and I guess I still haven't updated the below. What can I really add. Getting back in shape and now want to do a Tough Mudder. It's amazing what dropping 25lbs can do. Not that I was fat, but was getting a little fluffy. Did I mention my Jeep club below? Don't do that anymore. Gave the old Wrangler to my dad in Florida. Miss doing the offloading though. Anyway, I'm done for now. Will update later. Read my blog or something to keep ya busy.
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First don't take me too seriously! I'm a cynical goof and enjoy being silly and sometimes a douche. Other then that not much to tell. Back on the single thing and a good friend told me to check out this place. So here I am.
I run a small startup hot sauce/food company for my stepdad. I work from home a lot so basically I roll out of bed and work in my PJs. Who am I kiddin', sometimes I just roll over and grab the laptop and work from bed ;) I do get to travel and enjoy the food industry which rocks. Sampling products and trying to develop new stuff is half the fun!
I also have a website/blog thing that I make fun of everything on so I spend some time posting things that offend most people, well other then my loyal half a dozen readers (still can't believe people actually read it haha). It's WinkyFace.com I don't have as much time as I want to post but check it out of you want. And damn this site is going to give me a ton of stuff to write about!!
Ok been here for about 24 hours now and have to say something. First, ladies please for the love of god smile! Holy hell, I understand some of the arty shots and all that but the ones where you look downright miserable?? Seriously?!?! Lighten up. Sheesh, it's depressing. Second, please, please don't email asking "hey you looked at my profile but didn't say hello" Not only is it a bit desperate but do you really want to know that answer? If you are trying to strike up a conversation try a different line please. I get it, I have people who look at me and I think "damn too bad they didn't write me" or even worse is when you email someone, they check you out and don't reply. But here is a hint: it's a silent "no thank you". Oh and one more thing, learn how to rotate a picture ;) (Ok now that I wrote that I'm sure I just lost a few people who were thinking of emailing me, well told up there in the beginning: cynical goof and font take me too seriously)
Now if you made it this far and nothing offended you feel free to shoot me an email, but please, if your prior "baggage" can't fit in the overhead carry on compartment or you have ever started a sentence with "Back when I use to be a man", don't ;)