Ok... is your sh*t clean. Do u have a job.. I don't have time for little craps. I want clean women and no drama. To old for this, it happens over nite crap. Just saying..
If you think ur all that an a bag of chips. You probaly aint that special. Just saying. This site if free and what do you expect. I expect the same from whoever is on here.
I do most type of guy things. And as a test i put a thing on the social network and asked what i should put on here for what i am looking for.... I posted
OK. Here u go. Give me a description on what I am looking for in a date/relationship. Which ever description is posted and liked the most I will use on a online site of my choice. And no not Eharmony. Its to expensive. Now GO and be creative. Cause I can tell u my sexy pics are not working lol
Comments in order as they appeared for "friends"
1)a decent woman who is not a swamp donkey that has a job and enjoys spending time with someone who acts around the age of 8 :) OH and she must be ok with a guy who has a dad that likes to show off his wiener all the time :) :) good luck buddy!
2)Looking for a gal who will cook, clean, pick up my dirty drawers, and play x-box. That should get tons of takers!
3)Looking for a gal with big hOOters and a boat, send pictures of the boat.
4)Wanted: Meaningful. Overnight. Relationship.
6)Oh (insert name) you don't want them to be with you just for your body.
7)In search of one good hearted woman who's not intimidated by a man who's a father first. I'm a big kid at heart but very serious about the people in my life. Hard worker, goofball, master of the chicken nugget and macaroni dinner. Must be able to have fun. Drama queens (and swamp donkeys) need not apply
8)possibly a girl who has a job would be a plus, and has dirt
9)Stay a way from girls that say they were exstripers and look for the girl that has a good job
10)Wow, its a good thing u have an awesome since of humor otherwise some of these comments could b taken as offensive!
OK i hope u all see the humor of this. I did. And if u didnt... I guess u should change the channel.
Number 7 is the closest to being me correctly. except i can make more than Nuggets and Mac an cheese when
Time is of no concern.
I have a job.. my own car. I am honest to a fault. And I have a sarcatic side.. and I can take sarcasm too. I am full of it too. Atleast thats what I have been told.. but I dont know what it is.. if u got any questions or comments just email me.. thanks. :)