So after years of figuring out my place in the dating/relationship scene, after coming to terms with many aspects of my personal, emotional and $€xual side, I have concluded that the long term relationship lifestyle is not who I am. I'm not meant for that life. This is the bold, blunt, no filter, to the point honest truth of who I am and what I'm offering you......
I am done dating. I'm not wanting anything committed nor do I want restrictions and rules put on me. Im not into wine and dining nor do i want to buy gifts. I don't handle emotions good as I worry about crap and that causes crap. This all does NOT mean I'm a player NOR does it mean I'm sleeping around. So what I can offer is the benefits of a relationship without the baggage bs that comes inadvertently with most restricted relationships. I want great ****ing $€X, great convos on relevant issues, great company over a drink and background show, maybe a pool and dance partner on a night out and am a great listener. I won't tell you what to do, won't tell you who to hang with, won't tell you to not be on your damn phone around me and i don't care if you're dating someone else!!! And I want the SAME IN RETURN. And you get to look for your long term boyfriend wants and needs in the meantime!!! You get the best of both worlds!!! Sounds perfect to me you'd think!!!! I'm not your ex but not your future husband. I'm the middle in between man. THAT IS my offer. And you must be between 40-52 Ish as I'm only into older women.
If I meet someone, she'll be totally fine sitting in our pjs, talking over a background show with a beer. Maybe over a ufc fight. I want someone who swears lol, tells bad dirty jokes, isnt offended by brash convos, and doesnt harp n harass me about everything i say. I want someone whom we both cant keep our hands off eachother and wanna $*** anywhere in the house!!! I want to take u out and have u randomly put ur arm linked into mine to say "im with u" or an arm around my back in line for a beer! I want to look into either ur or mine eyes when out and randomly say "$***ur sexee"!! I want hugs for no reason. I want intellectual convos on politics, bedroom encounters, personal issues, what makes u tick, pet peeves, etc. i want someone who can get classy dressed for a nice mature dinner out, can hang with the friends n parents, and share sweet cuddles during a movie!!
THAT is what i want!!!!! No drama! Just adultness!!!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I all ready said my intentions above!!!!