I am looking to meet someone who is ready for fun and adventure! Seems like nowadays everyone wants to play games. Basically - You treat me like a Queen and i will treat you like a King. But if you treat me like a game, i will show you how it is played. Like they say - Don't hate the player! Hate the game!! I'm also a mom! and being a mother is the best! Except he is in the U.S. NAVY so my daily mommy duties are over and it's time for me to put the Music on and dance the night away! In other words - ITS MY TIME!!! I like all types of music. But mostly HIP HOP!! People say I forget I am in my 40's. I swear i still think i am 25. My goal is to meet someone with common interests and is ready to have fun and be crazy! You have to be friends first! No one looks at your profile pic and says "OMG she is the ONE!" LETS TIE THE KNOT TODAY! Come on! Thats stalker ass sh*t and no one should be doing that. Keep it real - you be like "i might hit that! " but the last thing you are thinking about is wedding bells. Geez people……be realistic. Yes i would love to marry the right person. But life is WAY TO SHORT to settle. YES I AM SINGLE! SO YOU BETTER BE PRETTY ****ING AMAZING TO CHANGE THAT!"
I am looking for a man with a great personality, sense of humor, who is a wild sex fiend but still a gentleman and knows how to treat a lady. Is that you? I am not looking for someone perfect. Just perfect for me :-)
I DO NOT DO DRUGS! but it cracks me up becuz NOT ONE profile that i have looked at says YES they do. So i could not resist. Ok so i am funny! Didn't the gated community give my sense of humor away? I love comedy! becuz u can never laugh too much!!
You only live once! And if you do it right the first time….THAT IS ALL U NEED!! I love comedy! becuz u can never laugh too much!!