Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that I want you to know that I know all the lyrics to “The Humpty Dance” by the Digital Underground. (And I didn’t realize that Shock G and Humpty were the same person until like three years ago. This was the most outdated pop culture reference ever. Sorry.)
Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
-I can’t snap or whistle but I can blow a mean double bubble.
-I can roll my tongue but can’t cross my eyes but I wish it were the other way around.
-I have scored a basket in basketball, a goal in both hockey and soccer but have never hit a home run in baseball during a game (bar league softball does not count) but I was hit twice in the thigh in the same game. I think that is personally more impressive because what are the odds of that? It did land me in the sports section of the paper.
-Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy.
-I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing.
-I think I am solid poker player or at least I like to think I am
-One time I fell down a flight of stairs in the middle of a lecture center while coming in late to a class in college.
-I am a good DJ but I have NO other musical talent, and not even spinning. I can just change cds with a good music selection. So after further thought, I guess I don’t have any musical talent
-I think “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” was horrible. Seriously it was not funny. Furthermore, “Lost in Translation” was grossly overrated. There I said it. I did not like Lost in Translation all that much. I would also like to point out that the works of JRR Tolkien are vastly overvalued.
-Parents and animals love me it’s their daughters/owners that are the issue
-I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture, bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the disco era …… but I can’t stop watching “The Hills”. (Kidding I don’t watch The Hills… no really.)
-Question: why do people write checks in the fast lane at the supermarket? I hate that.
-I hate the smell of theme park water
-I have an irrational hatred of Paris Hilton, JJ Reddick and Wilmer Valderrama
I laugh often and am very optimistic. I think my smile is contagious :). I have young children, ages 7 and 10, that I simply love.