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Age: 44
Dating
brockoflee
Age: 38
Dating
bjas12: Looking for a fun / drama free person.
About
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
City
Rockford, Illinois
Details
40 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair
Intent
bjas12 Actively seeking a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Chef
Profession
Chef







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years



About Me
Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that I want you to know that I know all the lyrics to “The Humpty Dance” by the Digital Underground. (And I didn’t realize that Shock G and Humpty were the same person until like three years ago. This was the most outdated pop culture reference ever. Sorry.)

Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:

-I can’t snap or whistle but I can blow a mean double bubble.
-I can roll my tongue but can’t cross my eyes but I wish it were the other way around.
-I have scored a basket in basketball, a goal in both hockey and soccer but have never hit a home run in baseball during a game (bar league softball does not count) but I was hit twice in the thigh in the same game. I think that is personally more impressive because what are the odds of that? It did land me in the sports section of the paper.
-Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy.
-I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing.
-I think I am solid poker player or at least I like to think I am
-One time I fell down a flight of stairs in the middle of a lecture center while coming in late to a class in college.
-I am a good DJ but I have NO other musical talent, and not even spinning. I can just change cds with a good music selection. So after further thought, I guess I don’t have any musical talent
-I think “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” was horrible. Seriously it was not funny. Furthermore, “Lost in Translation” was grossly overrated. There I said it. I did not like Lost in Translation all that much. I would also like to point out that the works of JRR Tolkien are vastly overvalued.
-Parents and animals love me it’s their daughters/owners that are the issue
-I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture, bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the disco era …… but I can’t stop watching “The Hills”. (Kidding I don’t watch The Hills… no really.)
-Question: why do people write checks in the fast lane at the supermarket? I hate that.
-I hate the smell of theme park water
-I have an irrational hatred of Paris Hilton, JJ Reddick and Wilmer Valderrama

I laugh often and am very optimistic. I think my smile is contagious :). I have young children, ages 7 and 10, that I simply love.