As you can tell by my headline, I am extremely poetic.
What makes me special? Well, that’s a simple question – nothing. That is mostly why I am on this site. I need to find my better half, because my first half is pretty boring…
I mean, every guy on this site most likely has a Master’s degree, aggressive goals, is financially stable and a huge family guy. POF is no e-harmony or lava-life – it is a site that attracts the most honest, good looking and high esteemed individuals… Makes it hard to complete with the other guys – they are all good catches!…
Now that we know I am boring, I figured I could help you out by explaining how to message other guys (because we all know I am to average for you). Even though I never get messages, if I did, I would expect them to be loving, kind, honest and passionate. Here is some help getting the attention from the real men on this site:
Step1: Message the guy. Guys on this site love to hear how a mirror picture shows their personality and strength as a man. They also love to hear that the car they bought in high school is still impressive! Want a quick and guaranteed response from them– add a wink ;). Guys with pictures of six packs taken from a mirror always have the best personality – it’s a fact. And, the fact they have no friends in their pictures show they have all the time in the world to spend time with you! (a good quality)
Step 2: After an impressive, grammatically correct response from them, reply with a clear definition of your intentions. The good guy’s won’t want to wait to meet you! It is now or never for them…
Step3: Meet them. Do not ask about their ambitions in life, family, or intentions. Trust them – you already know they are a catch!
If you believe the above guys are out of your league, feel free to message me… I’m just an average intellect guy looking for a someone awesome to make up for my MANY short falls! You must be able to make me seem fun and cool…I’ve lived in Woodstock for half a year, and it is getting rather boring without a true partner in crime – this is no cliché. My two friends describe me as an “alright” guy. Currently, in my free time, I go home to the farm, watch my Maple Leafs (shows loyalty), or I go for a run. Feel free to message me- I’d always love to meet new friends!