Funny, (irreverent), bright, professional (College professor and psychologist). I don't have any tattoos,don't own a Harley (sorry, just some stock), but have interesting stories to tell. I'm convinced the Internet in general has ruined the art of telling jokes and Internet dating is, well...let's just leave that alone for now. I have a pocketful of dating profile phrases about laughing, sunsets, geraniums, babies, how cool things are, how awful some things are, and the strange practice of posting 20 year old photos, I'm just choosing not to use them. But I do know I have to put down a bit about me... I like food so much I eat it 3-4 times a day. I like sleep and do that every night as well. I understand almost everything I read, and if I don't, I read it again. I ask for directions when I'm lost and look up words I don't know in the dictionary. I can fix alot of things but don't mess with electricity and wish I could remember I'm not that good with plumbing. I get up early after each election day to put signs for whoever won on my lawn as I only back winners. I can show you research why swearing is good for you (I'm very healthy). I keep my friends favorite vodka in the freezer even though I don't drink it, which makes me a good friend. Oh, and I make a great Manhattan. I could go on and on but I'm saving the rest of this space in case something big happens.