Go ahead, no one's looking. Take a selfie while sitting on the toilet.......and then post it on here!!!!!
Does anyone read this crap?? If you do, I'm surprised! LOL Not so sure what to type, so here goes....For starters, I will admit that i am not the most outgoing person and can be a lil shy. I do open up quickly. If i do message you, i saw that we share some common interests, not just because i find your pics attractive and wanna score. Now, some random things about me...
--I have my ccw permit and do carry (state of Ohio refers this a CHL permit), look elsewhere if this is a problem....this is rather important! This is a yes or no question....are you comfortable with this? I met someone awesome, but she was rather uncomfortable with this.
-I will probably stop responding to your one sentence replies. It's a pretty good clue that you really are not interested, or you have a personality of a cinder block wall. Just sayin.
-Fishing is probably my favorite pastime. Love the peace and quiet!!
-I like kayaking, and just purchased my own...someone to go with, would be nice! I plan on selling my crappy Jon boat, and purchase a higher end fishing kayak! Can't wait!!
-I know a pic shows me drinking, but i honestly do not drink much...maybe once a month.
-No dic pics here!! U can rest assured of that! I am a lil shy, remember?
-I thought I would've been married with kids by now
-I still drink Kool-aid, prefer sweetened ice tea
-I drink a lot of flavored water
-I have tendonitis in both elbows, plantars fasciitis in both feet, and possibly arthritis or something with my hands
-I like being active, but enjoy the relaxation just as much
-I like dogs, and have been wanting one for a long time
-I hate being the third wheel
-I don't care about your hair or eye color...i'm not that shallow
-nor do I care about your breast size
-I'm a skinny shit...least that's what i think
-I do want a relationship
-I'm 37, and yes, i have gray hair. I call them my platinum highlights lol
-I like things that go bang
-My right foot is killing me right now
-I don't date around..one at a time is enough...and i only want one
-I don't have kids, but like them...well i like disciplined kids
-I play with the neighbor's kids...whenever they get off the tv and are outside......they moved back to Arkansas, so now I am super lonely LOL
-I like to cook, but not every night
-I hate cleaning, but do it anyway
-I've been in the same career for 15 yrs. I love my current job, and have been there for 3 years!! First time i can honestly say that!
-I'm 5'8" and 170 lbs...lean... a 4 pack, not a 6 pack.. hopefully that gives u an idea.
-Everyone calls me to fix their cars..should've picked a different career..LOL
-My word is my bond
-I used to own a Lamborghini, Corvette, and a Ferrari...too bad they were Matchbox cars
Please do NOT contact me, unless your intentions are to date or pursue a relationship. Newly divorces, separations, rebounds, or whatever, can move onto the next profile! If you are separated, make sure your intentions are true. Oh, I am looking for a relationship. So if you're not, dont know, unsure, maybe, maybe not....then please move on. Seriously, women seem to play games more than guys!! No time or patience for games. No pic=no response! (I'm not into glory holes) lol
I seriously doubt it'll even go this far. Seems like no one has time to date or just wants a texting buddy.If something does happen, then something low key. A couple drinks, walk in park, or whatever. Or, we can discuss this....If you wanna kill me, then please do it quickly. Lmao