Go ahead, no one's looking. Take a selfie while sitting on the toilet.......and then post it on here!!!!!
Does anyone read this crap?? If you do, I'm surprised! LOL Not so sure what to type, so here goes....For starters, I will admit that i am not the most outgoing person and can be a lil shy. I do open up quickly. If i do message you, i saw that we share some common interests, not just because i find your pics attractive and wanna score. Now, some random things about me...
--I have my Ohio CHL permit and do carry. Google it if you don't know what it is. If you're uncomfortable with it, don't message me. Plain and simple
-I can't pick out a wine to go with food, but I can pick out a cupcake to go with a glass of milk.
-I will probably stop responding to your one sentence replies. It's a pretty good clue that you really are not interested, or you have a personality of a cinder block wall. Just sayin.
-Fishing is probably my favorite pastime. Love the peace and quiet!!
-I like kayaking, and just purchased my own...someone to go with, would be nice! I sold my crappy Jon boat, and purchased a higher end fishing kayak! Can't wait to get it out on the water!!
-I have lots of freckles, mainly on my shoulders, back, and arms
-I know a pic shows me drinking, but i honestly do not drink much...maybe once a month.
-No dic pics here!! U can rest assured of that! Remember, I am a lil shy
-I thought I would've been married with kids by now
-I prefer sweetened ice tea
-I drink a lot of flavored water
-I have tendonitis in both elbows, plantars fasciitis in both feet, and possibly arthritis or something with my hands. Elbows and hands feel good for now.
-I like being active, but enjoy lounging around just as much
-I like dogs, and have been wanting one for a long time
-I hate being the third wheel
-I don't care about your hair or eye color
-nor do I care about your breast size
-I'm a skinny shit...at least that's what i think
-I do want a relationship
-I'm 37, and yes, i have gray hair. I call them my platinum highlights lol
-I like things that go bang
-My right foot is killing me right now
-I don't date around..one at a time is enough...and i only want one
-I don't have kids, but like them...well i like disciplined kids
-My best friend and his family moved back to Arkansas, so now I am super lonely LOL
-I like to cook, but not every night
-I hate cleaning, but do it anyway
-I've been in the same career for 15 yrs. I love my current job, and have been there for 3 years!! First time i can honestly say that!
-I'm 5'8" and 170 lbs...fairly lean
-Everyone calls me to fix their cars..should've picked a different career..LOL
-My word is my bond
-I used to own a Lamborghini, Corvette, and a Ferrari...too bad they were Matchbox cars
Please have something more than "just ask" on your profile. Needless to say, I won't ask. Limit the duck faces to one pic, not every one. Bikini or lingerie pics are the same as shirtless guys on here. You're old enough, so you shouldn't look like you're living homeless. Clean your freaking house!! Love the bathroom selfie pics that looks like a tornado hit your bathroom sink!! Ok, enough b!tching.....
Please do NOT contact me, unless your intentions are to date or pursue a relationship. Newly divorces, separations, rebounds, or whatever, can move onto the next profile! If you are separated, make sure your intentions are true. Oh, I am looking for a relationship. So if you're not, dont know, unsure, maybe, maybe not....then please move on. Seriously, women seem to play games more than guys!! No time or patience for games. No pic=no response! (I'm not into glory holes) lol
I seriously doubt it'll even go this far. Seems like no one has time to date or just wants a texting buddy.If something does happen, then something low key. A couple drinks, walk in park, or whatever. Or, we can discuss this....If you wanna kill me, then please do it quickly. Lmao