I recently moved here from Chicago and am in the (long & painful!) process of getting a business started...
I look like a gym rat but don't have the mentality of one. I have a wicked sense of humor (as demonstrated below ;) I'm confident but humble and not on drugs, prozac or parole...I promise.
I'm not really sure how else to describe myself, so I'll just give you a list of some things I'm NOT:
1. A serial dater (Not that I wouldn’t want to date a lot of chicks, I just don’t 'cause I don't want people to refer to me as a “serial dater.” Sounds too reminiscent of “serial killer.” Eww.)
2. Into the club or party scene (the terms of my parole prohibit me)
3. Perfect (but I’m so close you probably won’t be able to tell the difference)
4. An arrogant jackass (ok, maybe I’m arrogant but “jackass” is a judgment call)
5. Vegetarian, Vegan or interested in any type of diet that doesn’t include pizza at least twice a week.
6. Concerned about ridiculously superficial things like the size of your breasts (I’m much more of a “booty” man)
7. Serious about anything written above that is contained in parenthesis.
8. Going to have anyone want to message or meet me after reading this who is snooty or doesn’t have a serious sense of humor…it’s how I weed people out ;)
Feel free to message me if:
a) you are laid back, intelligent, funny, sane, fit, attractive and female
b) you have nothing better to do
c) someone tries to take you prisoner while you happen to be checking out my profile. I'll call 911 right after I've looked at my facebook and checked a few scores on ESPN.com
d) you are a person of extreme intelligence and impeccable character (or just really, really HOT...;)
e) you are 5'2" but only date guys who are 5'10" or above because you like to wear 6 inch heels. If your footwear and how you look in them are more important to you than the quality of the people you date, do message me because I know a good divorce attorney and you're gonna need one someday.
(btw, and I hate to break this to you, but unless shoes are all you're wearing at the end of the evening, most guys don't notice or care about what you're wearing on your feet.;) And they really don't care if you're short.
f) you are 30+ and still into the club scene. I'll hook you up with my 21 year-old nephew. You'll probably have a lot in common.
OK, now on to some (mostly) serious, semi-random stuff...
I tend to only be attracted to adventurous types. This isn't code for "I'm looking for a booty call friend or sex on the first date." I want a real relationship. But unadventurous people can bore the hell out of me pretty quickly.
To paraphrase a famous philosopher: I already know that 2+2=4. I don't need to keep recalculating it.
Life is an adventure to be experienced and explored. Take an ayahuasca tour in Peru. Go to a nude beach. Live, damn it. Live! ;)
I'm sort of a "medium energy" type. I don't spend a lot of time on the couch but I'm not out running marathons either. I hit the gym regularly but don't feel the need to be incessantly in motion. So I'm probably not the best choice if you're looking for a paddleboarding, biking, hiking, tennis or mountain climbing partner. And I really don't like to dance. What can I say? I'm a white guy ;)
I tend to not be very compatible with alpha type women or those who are strongly opinionated about everything under, inside of, and above the sun and feel that everyone is entitled to hear those opinions. :)
I don't have much experience at the online dating thing but I know that I much prefer meeting in person to exchanging 26 emails followed by 9 hours of IMing and then 5 hours of talking on the phone before even considering meeting face to face. We'll be able to tell more about each other in 5 minutes together at Starbucks than through all the other stuff.