If you don't have 3.5 minutes to read this lengthy profile... Go bug the boring girls that you'll continue to complain about.. No really, if reading is a challenge for you, we will not get along anyway so go bug the boring girls!!!
IF YOU ARE OVERWEIGHT, DON'T WRITE ME! I don't find fat guys attractive AT ALL!!
When I say "Average" body type I mean San Diego average, not San Antonio
I am a fun loving, open minded, and unique individual. I enjoy outdoor activities and I am an avid swimmer. I am an artist but not way out there like some.
I find real life to be the funniest comedy show ever invented. I love finding humor in just about anything.
My goals, at the moment, are dreams with deadlines.
I love internal combustion and V8 motors, however I drive a Forte. I rarely start a project and don't finish and indecisiveness is my biggest pet peeve.
I am resourceful and can hold my own.
Sometimes I am just a total "girl" and want a foot rub. I enjoy baths, and flowers too.
I collect comic books. I do not "know" computers or how to type. Ha! Glad I got that out of the way.
I listen to all sorts of music but enjoy the songs that don't get played on the local radio stations (OK maybe a select few)
I used to live on a sailboat in San Diego and apply some of that lifestyle to my everyday activities here in Texas. Which means I recycle and I wear flippy floppys year round.
I sometimes refer to myself as a millennium hippie which means I wear shoes and I shave appropriate areas, but I don't have cable, and I collect rainwater.
I do ride a gas powered skateboard and I love it like nothing else. It's name is "Get On It" Say it with a southern twang, out loud it really enhances the effect.
I do not tolerate stupidity at all. That includes extreme believers in that book called the bible. A talking snake is stupid, what is this Harry Potter?!
If you're a cop seek elsewhere, I don't like people who don't help others, and yes my mom's house was robbed and no, you didn't help.
I do, however, support my troops! I have lost my love to the Iraqi war in 2007. He's with me all the time now :) I would have joined but I don't like being told what to do. So thank you for doing what you're told! LOL
I don't watch sports. I couldn't care less about football.
I like rocks, and not the ones from Jared. Diamonds are not functional, I'd rather go sailing.
I like maps and my friends would tell you I am a "Homing Pigeon" I like to know where I am.
I own my own place, and I own my own little biz naz selling my art.
I enjoy cooking, and I am not a "Foody Snoody"
I may seem unapproachable at times because of my confidence level, I also get asked if I like girls. The hair cut adds lesbianesque but I am full fledge into guys.
I am NOT a woman who will try to change you. If I like you I like YOU.
I don't want to be the soccer mom who wears the pants and shops at Kohls, it's a 50/50 and I don't want someone who expects more than what I have to offer.
I am not "Lady Like" at times and I am rough around the edges, however I know who I am and I am comfortable with it. I am not here to compete or impress and I tend to be shallow on certain things, like spelling...
Big thing about me, is aside from smoking I take care of myself, if you don't take care of yourself please move to the next profile.
Jealousy is a huge turnoff, so is uncontrollable anger. If you punch walls, or trees, or inanimate objects not mentioned, then you need help.
If you have,"I work hard and play hard" or,"If you want to know just ask" in your profile, move on, mundane clashes with brilliant.
If you live with your parents, don't contact me because you aren't what I'm looking for.
I do not want to offend but I am not attracted to fluffy guys. I don't mind a few extra pounds but if you haven't seen your feet while standing then I will not respond.
I don't like little guys so if you are shorter than 6ft I would not be comfortable. I am 5'9" in the morning and 5'8" at night, if you dont know why the human body differs in height each day get some knowledge before you write me. I need a heightened individual, both mentally and physically. Plus I want to feel small, like a Disney princess. Yeah I admitted that...
I don't want a pothead or a functioning alcoholic. I spent my 20's hungover and I am past that stage.
I am not attracted to black guys and I hate typing that cause I sound like something I'm not.
Lactose intolerant need not apply, I'm THAT shallow!
I need attention so if you have a busy schedule then sort out priorities first before joining a dating website, 'Cause if you can't date then why are you here?
I was once told that I have bigger balls than most men, that I'm far too free spirited and straight forward than most women, and that I drink, smoke, and swear like a sailor. It's part of my charm. I'm not a dream, but I'm an awesome person. So many folks out there say they're an individual and are really, in fact, just like everyone else. I, on the other hand, am so much of an individual that I don't even have to state it, it emanates off me and gets the point through. That's what a friend says about me...
If I don't meet your standards...Happy Hunting!
My deductive reasoning tells me all guys want is a pretty little thing similar to Barbie, but yet don't want a girl who is defined best as,"A mans woman" I am not Barbie, but I treat a guy well, I guess it isn't about treating a man right it's about appearance. Don't freak out, I'm not fat... I just don't spend earned money on painful beauty enhancers.. You want real? Hell no you don't!! Ha! You want something I'm never gonna be..
Congratulations! If you've made it this far, you deserve to know the dirt. We all have it, whether its a small amount or a truckload. My dirt is that I'm a single mother of a new born boy. I couldn't/didn't find a man willing to share this experience with, considering most men my age have kids, with psycho baby mama drama and they aren't going through that sh*t again! I don't blame them, that's why I took matters into my own loin. Lets get the main assumption straight fellas. I am not looking for a baby daddy. If I was, I'd file legal paperwork and obtain one. I want genuine male companionship. If said companion befriends my son, that relationship is to be formed by said companion and will not result from force. :)
I'm also a felon... For assault on a cop... That is all.