I like long walks on the couch. I like cheezeburgers and swallow them whole. When I drain my pizza for grease on a napkin, I wrench out the grease into a cup and drink it. I have a six pack, sittin in my fridge. Im a stay at home mom, with quintuplets LOL who reads this. In all seriousness though I'm allergic to weed and cats, they make my eyes red. I do like those cat books that ask "can i haz cheezebuger?" Tweeting is gay. And that commercial with crazy eyes from the Phoenix suns that tells me I can't use the word gay to mean dumb or stupid is really gay. I don't have a facebook and the world hasn't ended. You'll never catch me in that baby mama benz again Im pushin a mitsu 09. Oh and I'm Colombian, that being said I will tear up a bandeja paisa. **** the corporate world!!!