Dr. John ; )
Hey Austin! Let's do this!!
I here Girls say often they want a man to make them laugh while feeling safe and protected... so pretty much a Clown Ninja!
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
“God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at ©o©ktail parties.”
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts ;)
Jokes aside, New to Austin, looking to meet new people and explore the awesome spots yet to experience... it's not marriage, right? Who can show some new cool spots?!
Mainly moved here for one reason: to be close to my daughter. Get her a few times a month for extended visits... she is AMAZING. Not looking for a mom replacement, she has a great one.
Was lucky enough to stay in my profession and passion, renewable energy industry. Do miss friends, events, and the geography of the west coast, but REALLY looking forward to making new friends, creating new memories / traditions.
I'm good with my hands, creative with plants and yardwork, good at home and vehicle maintenance, solid in the outdoors, can back a trailer and parallel park in a snap! Amazingly talented at tying a cherry stem into a heart w my tongue, and can bring a drowned fly back to life... really. No tattoos, yet. Considered extremely proficient with a rifle, pistol, and shotgun, NRA/2nd amendment supporter, please dont be offended, it's fun!
Its time, find my partner in crime. appreciates daily communication, wants to work towards a foundation of friendship, fun companionship, and yes, open to love... yes I said it, the L word! So what? You know what I'm saying... would enjoy finding someone looking for the yang to her yin, the salty to her sweet, open doors for you, share meals with, intelligence, laughter, authentic, genuine, sincere, caring, and occasional fun-crazy. I am looking for the person I can pursue like it is new forever, chase around the house, bike rides, fun w friends n family, maybe find that "feeling"??
Clyde seeks Bonnie... who's game?
Keep it light, low key, and close? We can go from there... what would your "Super-date" consist of? you know, the kind where we check off a bucket list item or two?! What's on your list??? So far locally, I'm thinking zipline over Lake Travis, tubing Schlitterbahn (sp?), hit a minimum of one concert and one local festival a month, and lets not forget, short day/weekend trips to coast or other destinations a must... hit that reply button and let's do this!!