SunshineFarmerJohn: mess up your lipstick, not your mascara!
Non-smoker with Average body type
Austin, Texas
40 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Capricorn with No hair
SunshineFarmerJohn Wants a relationship
Some college
Regional Sales Manager

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious

ProbablyAll the sameStuff
Youve readOn the lastTen profiles
Outdoor recreationWaterSurf
Sitting too close to tvIn spite of moms adviceMud
Jumping on the bedGunsBelly button lint collection
Fishing polesPicking a seat for the showWine and beer tasting
SunsetsMaking funny facesNot caring if it sticks that way
Pondering on our creationCliff jumpingMaybe you

About Dr. John ; )
Life is beautiful, and too short not to enjoy with someone equally as beautiful...

Strong ENFP in the Briggs Meyers if it matters.

FYI: Yes, it may LOOK like I'm always on, but usually due to not closing app in IPad. Please be patient w reply expectations, especially during work hours.

Enjoying the fun times Austin has to offer, looking forward to the day I delete profile permanently.

Been told repeatedly I'm an easygoing, outgoing, easy to talk to person, that my pics in profile do not do me or my character justice. Love sports, comedy, travel, sunsets, photography, outdoor recreation, trying new places and cuisine, craft beer connoisseur. Comfortable with a relaxing day just as much as a night out on the town.

Looking for a partner in crime who is available to go out, explore, non pretentious, genuine sweetheart that can have fun without too much drama... if not open to a real connection, have a wall up that is going to require months or more to gain the trust, live more than 30-40 mikes away from Austin/N Austin-RR-Cedar Park, we won't likely work. I am open, and transparent, ready to date one person, exclusively, and work on that foundation for long term. If not you, its ok, there is someone else out there for us both. Lets be real, we may not meet. I have my standards, and you have yours. You or I won't make it past profile pics to see past the cover of the book. Been told repeatedly look better than pics represent, whatever that means, but told my character shines through in person.

Then the profile description test... Only 5-10% MAYBE pass either side right?! communicator, and looking for same. If one word replies, long delays in text conversation are your MO, we likely won't work out. Get that we are all busy, but really? opportunities or plans are missed, money spent, all over missed or lack of communication... If you are a serial dater, keep swimming fishy, real connections cannot be made if constantly distracted by what may be the next best thing, right? Upfront, I am not Mr Olympia, thick and strong, but not fat. No 6pack abs here, and no 8 figure bank account. Do have a great career, awesome daughter, and good relationship w ex, mom surrogate not needed.

Enjoy bike rides, walks and hiking, watersports, live music-concerts, and discovering new, local hole in the wall places to experience. The worlds most interesting man is intrigued by what I drink, can put a hole in almost anything w a rifle at 300-400 yards plus, groups w a pistol to compete w the sharpest, and willing to teach. Back a trailer and parallel park with the best of them, don't hunt and fish, prefer killing and catching. Good w my hands and savvy around the household, mechanically adept, at home in any outdoor setting, rarely lost, a real traveling pro. Camping- check, boating- you likely don"t meet many with more experience (ask about ski boat testing days if interested), snow sports including skiing, snowmobiling, summer sports from the lake, rivers, off road, motor sports, air shows, and a HUGE 4th of July fan, LOVE Fireworks!

If you think you can keep up, submit application below! Clyde seeks Bonnie... who's game?

First Date
Keep it light, low key, and close? We can go from there... I like to hit a minimum of one concert and a local festival a month, and lets not forget, short day/weekend trips to coast or other destinations a must... hit that reply button and let's do this!!

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