Dr. John ; )
So you like humor do ya??
“God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at ©o©ktail parties.”
I here Girls say often they want a man to make them laugh while feeling safe and protected... so pretty much a Clown Ninja!
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts ;)
Jokes aside, New to Austin, looking to meet new people and explore central Tx. I moved here for one reason: to be close to my daughter. I was lucky enough to move here and stay in my profession and passion, renewable energy industry. I miss friends, events, and the geography of the west coast, but REALLY looking forward to making new friends, creating new memories / traditions. Its time, find my partner in crime. Someone looking for the yang to her yin, the salty to her sweet, the one to open doors, share meals with, inteIligence, laughter, authentic, genuine, sincere, caring, and occasional fun-crazy. I am looking for the person I can pursue like it is new forever, chase her around the house, bike rides, fun w kiddos, and let her know I want her as my girlfriend forever, partner for life, and some day be lucky enough she will let me call her my wife... Someone who appreciates daily communication, who wants to work towards a foundation for longevity, companionship, and yes, open to love... yes I said it, the L word! Sound good? You know, there's a reply button for that!
Where is that "southern sweetness" and "charm" that seems to be missing these days?? Before moving to Austin, was told that it is a pretentious town... Coming from the west coast, thought the festive, "Keep Austin weird" hipster ideology would translate into a live and let live, open to meeting people attitude? I mean, it's not marriage, we're talking barely a date, a meeting, in public, conversation, and laughter, right?? I know my Dori (but smarter, lol) is out there, the rest is up to chance and chemistry...
Gonna keep sailing until I meet my mermaid of this pond...
Good luck little fishies!
Keep it light, low key, and close? We can go from there... what would your "Super-date" consist of? you know, the kind where we check off a bucket list item or two?! What's on your list??? So far locally, I'm thinking zipline over Lake Travis, tubing Schlitterbahn (sp?), hit a minimum of one concert and one local festival a month, and lets not forget, short day/weekend trips to coast or other destinations a must... hit that reply button and let's do this!!