A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask)
Anywhoo... I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean KFC. I'm very open-minded, a risk-taker who is always up for a new adventure. I love dogs, shooting pool, working out, paintball, riding my motorcycle, cooking and traveling.
I'm looking for somebody who is preferably not in any type of relationship, such as a marriage, a cult or prison. There's something very special about you. You are curious about the world around you. You have a steady head on your shoulders but not a steady shot when you're mad. You can take a joke and is not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell (without using spell check), and are generally happy. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss, you cuddle like a cat on the sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are beautiful inside and out, and you are of legal age in Illinois, NOT Missouri. Plus you think you can actually keep up with me.
The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative)