I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life and no, I don't mean people who work at White Castle. I'm very open-minded and always up for a new adventure. I love dogs, shooting pool, working out, paintball, riding my motorcycle and cooking.
I'm looking for someone who is breathing and preferably not in any type of relationship such as marriage, a cult or prison. Someone who has a steady head on her shoulders, but not a steady shot when she's mad. She has to have a sense of humor, she can take a joke and is not easily offended. She believes that sarcasm is a spice of life. She MUST know how to bathe and does it regulary... with or without my assistance. And must be of legal age... in Illinois, NOT Missouri.
The rest is negotiable. (Well you can't be blood relative)
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. But you probably will, because I'm hilarious. ;-)