I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already met me... stalker. :-)
A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask)
I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life and no, I don't mean people who work at White Castle. I'm very open-minded and always up for a new adventure. I love dogs, shooting pool, working out, paintball, riding my motorcycle and cooking.
I'm looking for somebody that is breathing, and preferably not in any type of relationship, such as marriage, a cult, or prison. Someone who like's me for who I am, and not for what I turn into during a full moon. A woman that has a steady head on her shoulders, but not a steady shot when she's mad. She has to have a sense of humor, she can take a joke and is not easily offended. She believes that sarcasm is a spice of life. She MUST know how to bathe, and does it regularly....with or without my assistance. And must be of legal age... in Illinois, NOT Missouri.
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The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative)
Well, I wouldn't call it a first date just quite yet... and for that reason alone I might show up wearing running shoes... you know, JUST in case. :-)