I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already met me... stalker! :-)
A lot of people have told me I'm "special" or "gifted." I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask)
I'm currently a Firefighter for the city of Chicago. (please don't ask about the show) Aside from that, I'm also a belly-button Engineer.
I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life and no, I don't mean people who work at White Castle. I'm very open minded and always up for a new adventure. I love dogs, shooting pool, working out, paintball, riding my motorcycle and cooking.
I keep very busy and love my life. I have no problem meeting people and I'm extremely selective. I'm just fine if I don't meet anyone on here.
I'm looking for somebody who is breathing and preferably not in any type of relationship, such as a marriage, a cult or prison. Someone who likes me for who I am and not for what I turn into during a full moon. A woman who has a steady head on her shoulders but not a steady shot when she's mad. She has to have a sense of humor, she can take a joke and is not easily offended. She believes that sarcasm is a spice of life. She MUST know how to bathe and does it regularly... with or without my assistance. And she must be of legal age in Illinois, NOT Missouri.
The rest is negotiable. (well, you can't be a blood relative)