I love dogs, shooting pool, working out, paintball, cooking, riding my motorcycle and traveling.
I'm looking for someone who is preferably not in any type of relationship, such as a marriage, a cult or prison. She has to have a sense of humor, she can take a joke and is not easily offended. She believes sarcasm is a spice of life. She can spell (without using spell check) and must be of legal age, in Illinois... NOT Missouri. Plus you think you can actually keep up with me ;)
The rest is negotiable. (well, you can't be a blood relative)