I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life and no, I don't mean people who work at White Castle. I'm very open-minded and always up for a new adventure. I love dogs, shooting pool, working out, paintball, riding my motorcycle and cooking.
I'm looking for somebody who is breathing, and preferably not in any type of relationship, such as marriage, a cult, or prison. Someone who like's me for who I am, and not for what I turn into during a full moon. A woman that has a steady head on her shoulders, but not a steady shot when she's mad. She has to have a sense of humor, she can take a joke and is not easily offended. She believes that sarcasm is a spice of life. She MUST know how to bathe, and does it regularly....with or without my assistance. And must be of legal age... in Illinois, NOT Missouri.
The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative)
Well, I wouldn't call it a first date just quite yet... and for that reason alone I might show up wearing running shoes... you know, JUST in case.