I'm not going to bore you with an interminable list of adjectives about myself, so here's the abridged (and hopefully more-interesting) description.
People are always saying they've never met anyone like me before. I assume that's a compliment. I value intelligence and wit, and a great sense of humour doesn't hurt either.
When I'm not concocting culinary masterpieces (Donair lasagna!), I'm impersonating Stephen Harper on Twitter. I'm always looking to learn something new - right now I'm learning to play electric guitar. I take requests, provided they are for "Rock You Like a Hurricane" or the first part of "Iron Man". One of these days I might even learn how to dance.
Random factoids: I own far more extreme climate gear than I will ever be able to use, yet I keep buying the stuff. I can insult people in at least six languages (8 if you count fictional ones) and while I'm no expert in computer programming, I can toss out realistic-sounding technobabble with enough speed and confidence to convince anyone that I am. Oh yeah, and pets think I'm cool. Well, maybe not hedgehogs.
Anything you want to know? Feel free to ask. No question is too personal - I'm virtually impossible to offend. Go on, give it a shot!
About You: You are curious about the world around you, appreciate sarcasm, know that the expression is "I could NOT care less", and you can carry on a conversation about more topics than the latest celebrity gossip. Oh yeah, and you don't smoke either. The rest is negotiable.
PS: I've been trying to upload some better photos, but for some reason the process keeps failing. I promise that I really am capable of smiling.