I am a lover not a fighter.
I was the class clown.
I do all my own stunts.
I am 6' tall with my pants on.
My strengths outweigh my weaknesses.
I am a certified chef.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula, and a toaster
I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat.
I'm a stellar kisser, and a world class cuddler.
I once read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey, and War & Peace all in one day!
Moms love me, and children wanna be me.
I shower once and sleep twice...per day.
I deeply care about the environment.
I love to laugh and make people laugh. IT IS THE BEST MEDICINE!!!
I love music and love to sing and write songs.
Music soothes even the most savage beast.
Lessons I've learned:
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much you care, some people are just a$$holes.
I've learned exactly how many licks it takes to get to the centre of any candy.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better be good in bed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that if your single you have to focus on a better you rather then looking for someone better than your ex.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that I don't have a dirty mind...I have a sexy imagination.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who don't.
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about our own.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
I've learned to say "F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.