Read this, but make sure you read the bottom! :)
I love to hang out, drink, have fun. I am a mother, and my child comes before anything else. I recently moved back to CA from NY. I love country music, and the laid back life. I'm honest, and I am loyal. But like everyone else, I'm not perfect. Hanging out and having a BBQ is always a great way to spend a weekend. Music plays a big part of my life. I can find a song for any mood. Id love to find someone i just click with. Someone to hang with, and if something happens, cool, if not, I made a new friend.
Okay, so this is where I kind of turn into a rude girl for a few. if this is a turn off, oh well. Move along. It also means, if you don't like a girl who says it like it is, then you also need to move on down the line.
1. Messaging me with " Hey Sexy, down to fxck? " is NOT going to work with me. Actually, I will send you some smart ass reply, and tell you to go fist yourself after wrapping your hand in sandpaper.
2. I have a child. I'm hoping you read that above. If that bothers you, don't even think about messaging me. I am not here for one night stands, friends with benefits, or to "hook up". I am too old for that shit. If you want to hook up, go to a bar. There's throngs of drunk crazies looking to get pounded.
3. Don't be****to me if I cant drop everything and go out with you. Seriously, more people have been a-holes to be because they call me at 5 and wanna go out at 6. Have some respect. I am all for being spontaneous, but unless were going to go play mini golf with you and your kid, chances are, I aint gonna be able to meet up unless you give me a good 6 hours notice.
4. Please don't talk sh*t about my weight. I know I'm overweight. I don't need some internet bully calling me a fatass because I called them out for being a douchebag. Sorry, but if it were me, I'd rather date someone with a good heart, who won't cheat. Not to mention, if you are disrespectful to me, I definitely don't want to date you.
5. If you message, and you're all like, 'oh damn your sexy, lemme see them titties' - no lie, some ass-hat sent that to me, if you say that, I will tell you to go pull your pork to some other fat girls profile, and get your nasty ass off mine. Gross.
6. I am not for online relationships. I do want to meet people. If you have my number, you are more than welcome to call me. Thats why I gave it to you in the first place. I don't like texting 24/7. Also, I will not send you pictures of my boobs, and no, I dont wanna see your junk either.
Basically, don't be a disrespectful, horny, pedo-sounding douchebag, and I will probably talk to you, and I promise, I won't be such a rudeass.
Have a nice day!