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| About | Occasional smoker with Athletic body type | City | las vegas Nevada | ||
| Details | 34 year old Man, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Scorpio with Black hair | ||
| Intent | ShaunnyVegas is looking for a relationship. | Education | High School | ||
| Personality | Profession | yes i work |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Prefer not to say | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 2 years |
About Me
Well i really hate talkin bout myself but here goes......I am a Scandanavian pirate that robs from the rich and keeps for myself. I have sailed the many seas in search of a woman to be by my side and love me forever but will ultimately use me for my riches and cheat on me with my best friend in the end. I recently escaped from prison and am on the run. I was locked up for Beeyotch slapping Tom Cruise with my moms kitchen spatula because i didnt like his last movie and watching him jump up and down on Oprahs couch like a monkey enraged me. My hobbies include throwing the football around in the yard with my step father which whom i cant stand. Also i enjoy going to the beach late at night, swimming around like a helpless fish to see if any sharks will surprise me with a tooth souvenier lodged in my leg. My goals include running onto the football field during the superbowl and give my ex girlfriend the middle finger one last time on national tv for everyone to see. I also would love to be the next US President so everyone can blame me for every problem that we have and can call me all sorts of bad names whether they are democrat, republican or whatever. My musical interests include milli vanilli, backstreet boys, the hansons and pretty any music from the 1920s. I am unique cause i have 3 nipples and a birthmark on my right butt cheek that is shaped exactly like a rudolph the red nosed reigndeer. I think his nose even glows. Seriously i am looking for a someone who has a sense of humor, likes to laugh, smart and of course someone who is beautiful and takes care of themselves and fixes up nice. Real relationship, romantic relationship and love is desired but any friendship is welcome as well. If youn have any questions and wanna get to know me please write......and YES those are real pictures of myself and im not just some 63yr old nerdy creepy fat guy sitting behind a computer
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