I am looking for a fun, intelligent witty lady who likes to hike, travel and spend time with people who have a positive outlook on life. I speak fluent pig latin and would love to meet someone who compliments that. If not pig latin, then fluent sarcasm is my second primary language. If you can be sarcastic, I will basically be silly puddy in your hands.
I am the father of two beautiful twins girls. They are my rock and foundation. I am very involved in their lives and it's important for me to be here for them. I get along with their mom and am not looking for a replacement. I tell stupid jokes naturally and people tend to laugh with me and not at me. At least that is what they say to my face.....I believe them and you should too.
If you are smart, and sarcastic you are the woman for me! Send me a message and let's see where it goes. Dinner or a drink and great conversation......!