Holy **** I hate dubstep..
Alright, I'm having my Jerry Maguire moment, if you're too young to get the reference, then you're too young for me. Why is it so hard to meet someone in this city who is also looking for something longer than a fleeting one night pickup in a bar?
I read lots of profiles of women on here who sound interesting, sincere and have some great photos to match, but when it really comes down to it, they slap on their over-sized sunglasses and bolt at the first sign of commitment. Is this a west coast phenomena, or am I just old-fashioned?
There seems to be copious people looking for a 'soul-mate' but it seems like this city just can't deliver. Why is that? Other places I've lived, people are willing to at least stick their big toe into the pool of possibility, but here people are guarded and shy.
Let down your guard for a minute and at least entertain the idea that maybe.. just maybe there is something to be gained by the experience of meeting a stranger - who knows, it just might be the missing puzzle piece that makes your life complete.
PS - I like one night stands.. :)
PPS - I've recently noticed a strange trend on here, lots of women's profile pics include at least one with a fake moustache - what's up with that??
PPPS - I'll charm the panties right off of you, and I love eating puXXy.