If you are or do any of the following, please do not message me.
-More than 6 years older or younger
-Can't formulate a proper sentence (knowing that "u" is not ok for "you", and "r" is not an alright substitute for "are", and it would also be super cool if you knew the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.)
-If you message me something sexual without even bothering to get to know me even a little, I will verbally berate you and then report you to plenty of fish.
-I will consider dating any race, religion, or weight depending on personality. But if you are ghetto, don't bother. I do not get along with ghetto people, we will have nothing in common. It is nothing against you, just some people don't mesh. We won't. I promise.
-I do not want to join you and your girlfriend for sex.
-I will not meet you at your hotel tonight for sex. (Or anywhere else for that matter.)
-No, you can not smell my feet, put a whip cream pie in my face, tell me your taboo fantasies, clean my house naked, masturbate while my cat and I watch, brush my teeth for me, **** my armpit, drink milk from my belly button, or clean my ear with your tongue. (And yes, I have been asked to do all of these on this site. **** you.)
Just be nice to me and treat me like a lady. It's not like I am a prude, but there is a way you should speak to someone when you first meet them, and asking me to guess how big your****is... that ain't it.
Hi, my name is Mari. I am almost 29, and (getting this out there right off) a total rad fattie. BBW, whatever you want to call it. But I am confident, and sexy, and totally adorable.
For hobbies, I read a lot. I try to keep it 50/50 fiction/non-fiction. I like to go see movies. I am a little bit of a movie snob- I like to read what critics say and I go from there. I like a lot of foreign and indie films, and I love a good horror. But I mean, at the same time I went and saw Fast Five this last summer and totally dug it.
Goals wise, I want to be a writer. I have spent several years building up my commercial reel, and have been trying my hand at writing short and feature legnth scripts. I am hoping to get a job one day soon at an advertising agency, where I can write more commercials, and save lots of money to one day find my own movie. If I like you, I will show you some of my stuff.
My musical tastes are... eclectic. I can listen to 90's, 80's, indie, folk, hip hop, old country, ska, punk, etc etc. I like a little of everything. I like to go see live shows, local acts. There are a few bands that when they come to town I am there EVERY TIME. haha.
Anyway, if you are interested, hit me up!
For a good first date, I would say just meet for coffee or dinner and talk. See how the conversation goes, and go from there.
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