Okay here goes, keep in mind I am horrible at this stuff because I can't talk about myself for any length of time without laughing or can I ever take it too seriously. I am a fun, spontaneous, intelligent, not unpleasant looking, somewhat too sensitive, and a hopefully humble man. I have many interests but would list them mainly as education, Hockey, sports, friends, laughter, outdoor activities. I have a job but am soon changing to a new career in the medical field. I don't think Bob Barker acted alone in the Book Depository and don't normally drink coffee. I am willing to try anything once but not twice if I didn't like it the first time. I have a big personality and know what I like. I laugh at my own jokes, because they are funny and don't pay attention to anything that doesn't really require it. Joan Rivers or Jerry Springer would be a good example of that, provided they are still alive at the time you read this because I wouldn't know. I don't find reality television compelling on any level because it is television and that is an oxymoron, much like Jumbo Shrimp. I have degrees in Early English Lit. and Chemistry and don't use either one of them, just thought they were interesting at the time. I love life and all it has to offer. I don't really drink milk anymore for some reason. I don't know why really, but I do know that there is no such thing as Soy milk and still think that bottled water is a waste of money. I don't read the labels on the food I buy and am absolutely positive that there isn't a damn bit of difference between a tomato and an organic tomato. I used to be a soap on skin guy, but I recently went to the poof and body wash combo. I have to tell you, I kinda like it.
*UPDATE* Hello all, while I realize not all people take a lot of pictures, mine are all recent. I think I look like crud in them all yes, but at least they are recent. So please, if your pictures don't reflect the "real" you, let me know ahead of time. Also, if you are using your "Sister's" profile and forgot to mention it before we met...oops??? Really???...then most likely we aren't going to get along too well. Also, I know this is a touchy subject and I apologize in advance, I look like my pictures body wise. Please show me the courtesy of doing the same. I am not perfect and don't expect anyone to be but I do expect everyone to know when they are being misleading. Also, while I am far from perfect I do know what I like and if you are "retaining water" or put on "like only five pounds" that is closer to forty because of the holidays and your pictures are you as a size four and suddenly last weekend you became a size 16?! We won't work. I like women that are truthful and height and weight proportional. I'm not generally attracted to big girls. I am truly sorry if that offends anyone but at least I am being honest and not wasting anyone's time.
My first date ever was with this girl named Anne when I was like 12 and I think it consisted of sledding down some snow covered hill in Chicago then trying to kiss like they do in the movies behind a dump truck. Times have changed and the first date is never the same and if I were to sit here and describe what a first date between myself and whomever I may go on one with would be everything opposite of what I would want in a woman. Everybody, myself included, is spectacularly unique and I would never want to limit or box myself in by saying how romantic our candlelit dinner on the mountainside would be. Yeah right. I have no idea what we will do but we will have a damn good time doing. If we don't, you have my permission not to go on another one with me. Bumper cars are hard to find anymore, so it isn't like you can just bump into someone anymore and have a good laugh so as long as I don't decide to join the circus I am not planning anything until I know who it is going to be with. Sorry if that is a let down or a lousy explanation but at least it's true. Actually, I would be kind of curious to know what kind of b.s. most people put down in this little section that probably is exactly the opposite of what it would really be like.
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