I'm pretty darn easy going... At least I think so. Lets keep this very simple I'm looking for friends. What happens later.. who knows? My personal journey is a complicated one, so I like to keep things as simple as possible.
I'm a pretty unique person... In a good way...I think. So let's talk and see where it goes?
I speak fluent English and Sarcasm. Maybe one day I'll try to take on Spanish or maybe Chinese.... Who knows?
Look, ladies, imma gonna need to update this so that you ladies understand the rules. I need women to know the rules!
1st: I am not just a piece of delicious chocolate man meat! I'm not here looking for sexual hookups! And I'm sick of having to tell women: "HEY! STOP LOOKING DOWN! MY EYES ARE UP HERE! HELLOO???"
If all of you shallow woman want is a "hookup", then there are websites for that. And if you find one of those websites, please let me know, so I will know what not to visit. Yeah. That's it.
2nd: AGE- look, I'm not trying to be a " babysitter"! I do have my age requirements! So all you ladies over 80... Please; I'm no grave robber, so we can be friends, but don't expect anything else... Like siphoning your feeding tubes or massaging your sciatic nerve.... Or changing the... Tennis ball of your walker...Or WORSE! And if you are a 80 year old or OLDER looking for a hookup... Then lets just slow our roll a bit, ok? And like I said before, I'm sure there's a website for women who are into those things. And if you find one of those websites, please let me know.
3rd: Height: Height is very important to me too. If you are a woman and you are under 3'6", then.. Please... I don't have a booster seat that you will be able to fit in. But i'll love to take a picture with you. I love looking like a giant.
But if you are a 80 year old 3'6" woman that wants a hookup... Oh what the heck... Give me a call!!! ... And like I've said a few times before..., I'm sure there's a website for really short 80 year old women looking for some "chocolate thunder"... And if you find one of those websites... Don't bother telling me. I'm already a member. ;-)
AND FINALLY: If you don't have a picture.. I'll still reply! No exceptions! ;-)
I look forward to chatting/communicating with you soon!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A 6 star restaurant with only the most EXPENSIVE food! And most expensive ****ail. (what the heck?!? Ive been CENSORED!! It's not like I said "Dicktail" or "Pricktail" sheesh! The NERVE! ). But anyway, When we're done, we'll need to clean the dishes in order to help pay for the meal. We'll both have dish pan hands! How romantic is that! Yes, I know... Awesome!
Lol! Ok! I'm kidding! I like to keep it very Verry simple. A coffee shop, Target Cafe, Catering truck... Soup line...Etc. Lol!