netstat1118: catchy headline here
About
Smokes often with A Few Extra Pounds
City
Warwick, Rhode Island
Details
34 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Brown hair
Intent
netstat1118 Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
Administrative / Technical







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Me
"Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode."
^ Awesome quote from Across The Universe, put here for no other reason other than it's awesome.

*DISCLAIMER(1): This is a work in progress, and is likely to be slightly scatter-brained for now.
*DISCLAIMER(2): The previous disclaimer was a lie, no work has progressed on this profile.

**REQUESTS: Please, no psychos (originally said 'please please please be normal', but lets face it, normal is boring).

Like:
Music (I can listen to just about anything, but lately I've been mostly stuck on classic rock.)
Movies.
Cars.
Motorcycles.
Trucks.
Computers and electronical gadgetry (geek by trade ... and by choice lol).
Video games.
Funny T-shirts.
Bacon.
People who can take a joke.
The Geico Gecko.

Dislike:
Drama.
Random acts of stupidity.
Vinegar.
Clubs.
Sweat pants with words written across them (unless accurately descriptive).
Peopleeee whooo adddd extraaaa letterssss onnnn everyyyy wordddd.
People who say "lol" in person.
Bugs.
People who can't take a joke.
Regular geckos.

Things that POF made me realize that I dislike:
Subtitle: Where is PeopleOfWalmart when you need them.
Duck face pics
Millions of profiles that read like photocopies of each other.
What appears to be spackle used as makeup (I could have guessed I would dislike this... just never thought I would actually see it)

Random:
I only pay attention to sports toward the end of the season, who cares what teams suck, show me the good ones.

I have a vocabulary like a drunken sailor with tourette's. (easily kept in check when the situation requires)

Jobs and cars are important, everyone should have one of each.



To be continued...

First Date
Open to suggestions.


Mail Settings
To send a message to netstat1118 you MUST meet the following criteria:
Female
Age between 28 and 34.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be married