About Me
I'm 38 years old and am a developer..... Who am I? I'm extremely adventurous, I scuba dive, kitesurf, ride motorcycle, spearfish, ski, sail and wild camp by campervan. If that last line has you rolling your eyes don't worry I also drive fast, refuse to take sh*tfrom anyone and am generally an ***hole, but you know the fun kind that's impossible to hate.
If life were a movie I'd be a villain. The villain you'd root for. I'm the guy who is perfectly comfortable making the first move. Whether it be a romantic kiss on the door step or throwing you up against the wall and making out with you hard in the rain.
I travel a lot so I am generally out of town, but I also take my friend along sometime to keep me company. Most of my friends come from different countries so having an interest in other cultures and an open mind is pretty important.
I read a lot, mostly philosophy. I'm pretty mature and am often labelled wise beyond my years. We hang out and there will never be an awkward silence. Don't worry if you’re nervous I will just tease you. I'm not looking for the trophy girlfriend, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond but if you are a model please prove to me that you are not all bat sh*tcrazy.
Hmmm what else? I was born in Italy where I've lived most of my youth, am an avid outdoorsman and I miss the warm sea. I think I'll just eventually buy my own Caribbean island and build a tree house.
I'm not taking this too seriously, I don't play mind games nor do I screw with one’s self esteem. Until you impress me I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister.
P.S. If I send you a message and it seems strange, I'm probably just bored and f***ing with you. But also maybe I'm interested. It depends on how funny your reply is.
First Date
How about I roll you up in a carpet and ship you to Greece. We sail around the islands, drive scooters through the country side drinking wine and eating cheese. Dress up in costumes, paint the sea and film the entire thing. I will make you my mediteranean princess. Haha
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