I'm not looking to meet my soul mate on the internet, let's be real here. Just looking to expand my horizons, possibly meet someone I would've never met otherwise, and try something new. Why not?? I'm also not looking to date you just because you message me. Don't get cawkey. I'll decide whether or not I think you're creepy or dull or even someone I would actually hang out with in person. If you are, we can work on being friends in the real world and then go from there.
Honestly, I'm not trying to find someone to date on the internet anyways. I'm just trying to meet new people. I'm from a very busy area in California. So there were a lot of bars and businesses within walking distance. Meeting people was easy, I had hundreds of friends. I was always somewhere different with different people every day. Now I'm in rural Michigan, on a dirt road, and there's nowhere to go to really meet people. I would like to make some friends while I'm out here, I get kind of bored just sitting at the house all day every day. That has never been my life, it's weird adapting from being constantly busy all the time to doing absolutely nothing most of the time. I'd like to go out and see things, so if anyone wants to show me around, that would be fantastic. Bonus points if you're 420 friendly.
Also, don't send me chat requests. There's like a million different things I would rather do with my time than sit in front of the computer chatting.
I get bombarded with weird messages. That's actually the main reason I created this account, reading all the weird sh*t people write is entertaining to me. I find people and their quirks to be fascinating. I get more messages than I have time to deal with, so I'm pretty selective on who I respond to. I'll only respond if I think you're actually interesting and someone I might want to hang out with, or if I think you're really lame and I'm calling you out on it. Don't take it personally and send me a ton of hate mail if I don't respond to you, that's just immature and unnecessary. I don't know how to filter out the types of people I don't want to be around. So I'll just list these things below.
First off, NO GHETTO GUYS PLEEAASE!!
No people dAt TyPe LyKe DiS. Clearly that shows that you're immature and maybe even slightly retarded. Learn how to spell and punctuate, it's really not that hard. (If that's how you write, I can only imagine how you speak.)
I've noticed a lot of guys on here have bad hair. I'm totally into hair, so I'm sorry, I'm gonna get shallow here and say if you have boring or bad hair I probably wont look twice at your profile. Being well groomed is an expression of how well you take care of yourself. I take very good are of myself, so I expect people I surround myself with to do the same. Have some pride in yourself!! I'm not into bald or buzz cuts.
Also, all you guys with overly defined muscles, wearing speedos and flexing in your pictures, are you serious?? Maybe that's the ideal for most girls, but not this one. In fact, that kinda turns me off. I'm not into muscles, fake tans, or guys who wax their eyebrows. I'm not from the Jersey Shore.
I like rocker guys and artistic guys. I want to meet someone with a little more substance.
A lot of the people who have been messaging me don't drink. I love to go out and drink and party and have a good time. If that's not your thing, why would you be interested in me?? I need people who can keep up.
I've also noticed that about half of you have a picture of you with an attractive female as your main picture, which is a little odd if you're on here trying to meet girls. Don't you think?? Some of you even have multiple pictures of you with the same girl, who I assume is your ex and the girl you're on on here trying to get over. If this is the case, please don't message me. Just don't. That's weird.
Last off, I really dig a sense of humor. I'm a witty gal, I need a guy who can banter back. I get a lot of cliched messages from people who seem to think they're being funny. Get a little more creative.
My Inside the Actors Studio Questionare-
1.What is your favorite word? Rad :)
2.What is your least favorite word? All the stupid ass slang words kids these days use!!
3.What turns you on? Smart guys that are articulate and witty.
4.What turns you off? Bad hygiene.
5.What sound or noise do you love? Wind chimes.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of certain fabrics rubbing together, makes me cringe!!
7.What is your favorite curse word? All of them!!
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? My friends voted me most likely to become a reality tv star someday..
9.What profession would you not like to attempt? Anything in the medical field. Too gross!!
10.If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "All of your friends are here, we have plenty of alcohol and the party never ends!!" :D
Cut and paste this so I can see your answers. Never mind all the boring generic messages I get on a daily basis that all say pretty much the same thing.
Surprise me.. Something unconventional and different, like going to Ikea and jumping on the beds, haha!! Or going to the park and swinging on the swings. Going to the animal shelter and playing with the dogs. Wandering around. Beers??