LameJokeKing: High Maintenance? Keep Movin'
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Burnaby, British Columbia
Details
52 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Leo with Brown hair
Intent
LameJokeKing Actively seeking a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
WalMart Greeter


dating
Pretty original eh....pic at Olympic Flame






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



About Me


Well, its come to this, hello other flawed folks shopping here in the used car lot. Log off now if you're offended, sorry but better to accept flaws than try to change them over and over. I'm looking to meet someone attractive, intelligent,humorous, grounded, fit and very fun. If you don't laugh over 100 times a day you should probably look elsewhere. Oh yeah, I think I'm supposed to say I'm looking to find someone for walks on the beach, cuddling on the couch, ....anyway, you get the drift, I'm not too serious and I think most of the world is! Don't smoke but love a good cigar occasionally and it usually works better with a nice glass of scotch. Love playing sports all the way from ping pong to rugby. Backpacked around the world in my early 20's and ran a marathon as a reward for turning 40. I like this line- 'A man should ruin your lipstick, not your mascara'. Everybody is intelligent, witty and stunning from behind a keyboard but meet me in person and I think you'll be impressed. Yep, for the most part I like to live and think outside of the box.

In conclusion, I think I'm on here for the same reason as you to meet that 'one'. Life is better enjoyed as a pair!

Likes:
Jimmy Buffett Billy Joel Black Eyed Peas Tim McGraw AC/DC Allman Brothers
Michelob Single Malt Scotch Alaska King Crab Cordon Bleu Darn near anything off the Barby 60 Minutes HNIC-especially Coach's Corner Seinfeld All Documentaries All Sports Travel..About a billion other things past this keyboard..

By the way ladies.... 'It wouldn't let me change it...my age is listed as ? but its actually 92.....come on now Pinocchio....try something more believable like my dog ate my homework!

Just one piece of advice ladies, stop the Negativity! So many have Don't lists or list off things they have had in previous men. Makes you come of sounding damaged, not attractive at all. If you keep looking in the rear view mirror thats what you'll attract. Law of Attraction applies.


First Date
First date would definitely be light. Cuppa joe, tall cool one, rob a bank, something where we're equally involved. If payday is next week maybe share a Slurpee. Thats the standard of course but I prefer to do something fun like tennis, driving range, etc.