squeakywonderton: No one can eat 50 eggs.
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Denver, Colorado
Details
32 year old Man, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Asian Gemini with Black hair
Intent
squeakywonderton is looking for a relationship.
Education
PhD / Post Doctoral
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Lawyer


dating
Their heads are being held together with chewing gum, fond wishes and a prayer.






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year



About Me
I still read comic books, watch cartoons and regulate sleeping temperature by sticking my leg outside of the blanket. I make sure my pillow is extra cold before resting my head on it. I suffer from chronic fits of whimsy. My friends and I act out imaginary characters ranging from Tiny Zookeeper, Blueberry, Apathetic Spider-Man and Squeaky Ninja. I have a BA in International Affairs that has zero practical application in my day-to-day life. My law school diploma is currently missing although previously it occupied my bathroom wall. I have gotten second place at bar trivia with only a sock puppet as my assistant. Nature has decreed its opposition to my continued existence and I believe that one day I will succumb to her rage in some bizarre accident that will involve salmon. I can play the clarinet, piano, guitar, the fool. I once ate 20 eggs.

I'm looking for a partner in crime, someone to go on adventures with, a vixen with a sense of wanderlust. I want a girl who loves getting piggy-back rides and slow dancing to 80s power ballads. If there is a Casbah, she will rock it and the Sharif will not like it.

Things I wish existed:

Titanic 2: The Revenge!
Fudge Goes to College
The very best of the Cure edited as the soundtrack to My Girl
A breakfast cereal with tiny marshmallows shaped like the cast of Are You Being Served?
Elevator music to the stylings of Lords of Acid
A marching band that can perform the collective works of TV on the Radio (Think of how awesome "I Was a Lover" would sound).
The return of Northern Exposure. Moose!

First Date
People watching and/or waffles. Ikea?