I'm clumsy, I drink wine every night, I have a really ugly tattoo I got when I was 17 and I tend to laugh at inappropriate things. I'm just writing this out of boredom but perhaps there's someone out there who I can be slightly awkward with. I don't care if you're White, Black, Asian, Pacific islander, Latino or Unicorn. I'm open to anyone who isn't a complete douche bag. Partial douche bags are ok! Before you even ask, NO, I'm not looking for hookups so please move along if you just want to find a jar to put your pickle in. Aint nobody got time fo dat. In all seriousness, don't be afraid to message me! I'm nicer than I look.
p.s. I am creeped out by people that don't smile in any of their pictures.
p.p.s. If your idea of good message is "ey lil ma wut it do", don't waste your time with me. I live in the OC. I don't know ebonics.