Knot that it matters, but No One knew what the words on the tree really meant. Carved with a Knife, a Keeper heart was Nestled with Obfuscated words, Carefully misdirected:
Knowledge seeks a Wise Hardened Owl. Sensible, Truthful, Honest, and Even maybe Righteous. Every bit a Woman, Attractive, stylish. With Agility Who Has Originality. Dares to be sexy, but to Others, she’s Never Too Brash. Everyone Thrives on her everlasting Optimistic Outlook. EXceptional Character, reaches to others with gentle Influence and Tact. Even Deep Below Emotional Currents, both Apparent and Undistinguished, She Exhibits little (IF any) undo stress towards YOU and others. Caring, passionate, and kind. Over Neverland, She Takes to the air, to Reach Up Even further and further. Yet, her Own Universe is a wonderful Mash Up of Spirituality and Tangible reality. Friends all Over, Love hearing her Laugh, Over-and-over again. Wherever she goes, she Tackles life with a great sense of Humour. Rare indeed, Under it all, she enjoys life, and has fun in all she does.
(If you are expecting the first Date to end with a kiss, you’ll be barking up the wrong tree. And Really, Even someone like YOU, The Owl, finds it SAppy to romance trees, right? Your Kisses are awesome, I'm Sure, So please treat My words with Ease.)
I'd be late showing up for coffee. While apologizing profusely, my animated motions would spill your grande decaf single-shot two-pump sugar-free vanilla non-fat latte all over you, causing you to yelp as a Starbucks employee rushes over with napkins. I would then stand there in horror, speechless. After the awkward moment passes, you end up leaving because instead of apologizing, I just stand there with my eyes closed muttering "man oh man, what a waste...". But it's all good in the end, as the dashing young Starbucks lad had slipped you his number on one of the napkins... right? ;-]
I'm not a big fan of the Intent line, as it really doesn't reflect my intent. I prefer to date lightheartedly with no expectations, and if I just end up making a new friend, cool, but if there is serious chemistry, then I would definitely be interested in pursuing a romantic relationship.