I'm a stubborn b@stard who knows everything about everything, and I have never been wrong, ever. Some girls like this.
I lived on the East coast far too long, which is why I'm not there and never going back. I'm an art freak - sculpture, painting, photography, instrumental music, figure drawing, film, animation, theatre, poems, cooking, rap battles, etc - all fascinating. I prefer the company of dogs and intelligent, quirky people.
I'm generally pretty laid back, unless I'm trying to prove a point (in which case I'll argue all day just for the entertainment value).
I'm going to climb Mt. Aconcagua, scuba dive in the Great Barrier Reef, go to the World Cup in Brazil, and hike down the Grand Canyon within the next few summers. I live by my own rules; all others are bent mercilessly.
If you like any of these bands:
Radiohead, A Perfect Circle, Journey, Gypsy Kings, Kings of Convenience, Bjork, Depeche Mode, NIN, Pat Metheny, Steely Dan, Alice in Chains, Tribe Called Quest, Sade, Living Legends- we'd probably kinda get along. And if you have ever watched (or better yet, memorized) Willow, or The Princess Bride, or Zoolander, or Step Brothers.. we can just get engaged and get it over with
FACT: Another of my long-term goals is to own a Slap Chop.
If you are witty (and cute), have a sense of humor, and are incredibly classy, then say hello. We'll have fun, seriously not even kidding.
P.S. I forgot to add the last pic of me with no shirt on and making a duck face in the bathroom mirror. Don't worry, it's coming.
>> If your eyebrows are made of Sharpie or you look / act in any way chola, don't bother
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Guess what. You have options:
A) I'll pick you up in my car (i'll try to wash it, no promises though) and you'll have to use a screwdriver to open the door to get in. So be handy with power tools and such. My car has a wooden box for the passenger seat you can sit on, it's real comfy. After that, we can head down to McDonald's for some fries or if I actually got paid that week, maybe a romantic split a sub at Subway. Try to keep it under $3.50, gas is expensive. Then we head to my place, and you do my laundry. +10000 pts.
B) NOT the brilliant date above