::DISCLAIMER:: I am NOT a skinny person. I have not, nor have I ever been, capable of fitting into a size zero jeans. If you want someone who is skinny/thin/whatever, I am not going to be the woman you want!
If you are still reading my profile, thank you! Now please take a second, and go get a cookie, you deserve it!
My goal in life is to, naturally, take over the world, while eating an ice cream sundae. I know, I know, that is everyone else's goal, but we can all have a common interest, right?
I grew up listening to Elton John, The Doors, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Richard Marx. Yes, it is quite..."different", but I think it gave me a fairly open mind when it comes to SOME music. I do not like jazz, I just...don't.
I have pets. 1 dog, and 1 cat, my cat is bigger than my dog, which sounds pitiful...and it is, I can't escape that. But I love my little brats to distraction, and I spoil them outrageously. If you don't like pets, or are allergic to them, I'm sorry, it just won't work. I've always had pets, I can't imagine my life without them.
I am terrible when it comes to directions, I am the first to admit I could get lost in a paper bag, if I didn't have a map or GPS. Ironically, once I get lost going somewhere, I tend to know EXACTLY where it is from then on out!
I am a bit of a silly person, I don't tend to take myself too seriously, but at the same time, I do know when to be serious, just not often. I am the type though, who, at the drop of a hat, will do my best to cheer my friends up when they are down, either by swinging by their work with a milkshake, or some other awesome/slightly legal form of entertainment!
I also believe that make up is a priviledge, NOT a necessity. I am a t-shirt and jeans kind of person, usually barefoot, until it gets too cold and wet out, when I'm forced to wear shoes. I RARELY wear any kind of make up, I know there is a method to it, but what is the point in putting on 500 layers of goop, to get the "natural" look, when I can just roll out of bed, and have that same perfection? If I'm going to wear paint on my face, F* it, I'm wearing greens, purples, things that are not my natural coloring, because it's fun!
On a slight serious note, (Buzz kill, I know) I'm looking for someone who doesn't take life too seriously, yet knows when to be a grown up, when the situation calls for it. I'm not a big party person, I went to Vegas for the first time this year, spent three days there, and I'm fine with not going back. Nothing to do there but shop, gamble, and drink, and I don't do two out of the three. I don't do well with casual dating, I'm more into serious relationships, but for the most part, I haven't found too many of those guys out there yet. Maybe you're the one, who knows?
I would prefer something casual, maybe go to a museum, that way it would give us a chance to have something to talk about, because we all have been there with those awkward silences! Or, we could go catch a comedy show, maybe go to the beach, whatever works, I'm easily entertained!