Soo...supposed to talk about myself. Dudes hate it when chicks only talk about themselves?
Well, I was born on a cold November morning, the clouds had just cleared as my mother.....ahh who the fk cares.
Yes, my birthday's in August and yet my mom gave birth to me in November, ... quit waxing intellectual about the Leo sign smart asses! ;P
Describe yourself in 1 word is that latest I've seen ... who cares??? 1 word isn't necessarily an accurate dipiction.
Questions? Always here to answer 'em so go for it! *But* I can't guarantee I'll answer if ur being a jack*ss,
I will volunteer a little about myself to spare you some time asking. I don't have any children...well, none that I KNOW OF!...you guys know what I'm talking about, just cause it's raining doesn't mean you always use an umbrella...Am I right fellas?...
I don't have any pets, if I wanted to have anything constantly dependant on me for food and care I would have actually paid my father's ransom and not left him with those Somali pirates...hey Hassan, give dad my best!
rite, ... if ur lookin 2 msg me simply 2 f*ck or f*ck around don't bother so keep lookin, i don't deal w/ degenerates so buh bye. NEXT!! Now serving #4 ....
oh right...evryone who's gunna read this and msg me 'cuz there's no harm in tryin...,' ... is f*ckin stupid. As in dumber than a bucket of hammers. or sand. just dumb like sand. there IS harm in trying because that's, like, 8 seconds of my life I'll never get back. it's quite inconsiderate, as i really needed those 8 seconds.
So as I go I'll be adding certain things on here simply to amuse myself.
Why do ppl wear sunglasses IN CLUBS? Unless you've had lasic, a strobe light ain't gunna make you go blind. K even if u've had lasic the lack of lighting isn't gunna burn your retina.
Why is it that once ppl come outside with them still on and 'compliment' their shades, drunk or sober, they don't get the fact they're getting made a fool of. Why is everyone else cracking up n yet buddy in the sunglasses isn't catching on?
Why do guys always tilt their heads back in pix and put on the mugshot face, ... i wanna see your *face,* not up your nose, what you`re thinking or your right frontal lobe for that matter.
Why do people put their turn signals on **in a designated left or right turn only lane.** K actually that helps me out sometimes cuz then I know where to turn insteada driving ovr those pesky concrete traffic diversions and over other cars.
Why does almost every guy feel the need to randomly break out into a horrific scarface 'accent?'
Why do girls, and I'm guilty as charged, fan our faces w/ our hand when we're trying not to cry? Cuz that'll help.
Why do about 99.9% of chicks post pix on here but especially on FB w/ that one STUPID picture just super surprised in a flirty way, all the while thinking 'like oh my god!!! i'm SO totally surprised for NO reason so take a pic and post it, k go once i cover my mouth *gasp*!
Why do most chicks have that stupid duck face pic?? No offence to women who just naturally resemble ducks btw.
Why would you add me to your favorites list *if you haven't msg'd once.*
Why do people say stupid sh*t that makes ZERO sense like 'i have that EXACT same shit. only it's different.' Really? Yes, I'm a fan of Social Darwinism and why do i hear dueling banjo's in the background?
Why would you ....... socks with sandals, I'll say no more.
Why do some ppl refer to themselves in the 3rd person? "Listen to John, John hasta tell you something. Look at John when John's speaking to you. So John thinks...." wtf?? Where's this John character you speak of cuz i'd *love* to know.
Why do people run in the rain hunched over? *It makes no difference.* Don't you watch Mythbusters? They've de-bunked it just as I suspected, and anyone else who has an ounce of common sense. Run to your destination like the people we've evolved into or you could look like a caveman/Quasimodo or you could ... not. Either way you're gunna get equally just as soaked.
Why would you msg me asking if I'd like to conversate sometime? Conversate is not a word. The only person who could have used that word successfully was Biggie. And he's dead. So no, I would not like to conversate but thank you anyway although. if you did wanna CONVERSE perhaps, i'm available *at all times* but be away this whole weekend.
WHY do guys msg me asking if i'm really 6'? no, i'm 3'4 but mentally i'm in a 6' woman's body. what's that all about?
OH!!! if anyone out there ever sees/meets a woman named Mrs. Rana who taught/teaches? at alpha the sh*thole secondary do me a favour?? Punch her in the face. seriously. don't worry, i'll give you plenty of vitamins n sh*t to make your hand heal a lot faster so you can get outta the cast sooner. i'd do it but she's about 4'11, i'm 6' and i don't feel like putting my back out bending ovr to connect. if you get your buddy 2 record it n send it to me i'll throw in a few more bucks. much appreciated fellas!!! actually if any chicks are reading this inbetween their super surprised pix feel free to jump rite in! Chicks are dirty fighters and Rana has long hair.
aaand for that i thank you in advance.
K so now down 2 the nitty grit:
The Girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your status for an hour, if you are against bullying. You never know what its like until you walk a mile in their shoes.
Unless it's mrs rana of course, ... she deserves it.
Why does POF block out b*tch and not ****? Zero sense.
PS - I'm willing to say we met buying porn.
PPS - matching socks are overrated ya nit-pickers. *they're both socks!!!* the COLOURS may not match but they're both socks so get over it.
PPPS - Bullshit. Your friend did NOT sign you up on here. You're not on here cuz your friend told you to try it out.
PPPPS - life's a ****. get a helmet.
yes, I really am 6'.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
1st date....spontaneity! But I gotta have time to get ready so you should probably tell me where we're going and what we're gunna do in somewhat of a spontanious manner no later than an hr and 15 mins prior to you letting me know how we're gunna get there, when we're leaving and what time we're coming back.