I've rewritten my profile many times. The last profile was something of a parody of all the other profiles I've read. But at this particular point, having been doing this as long as I've been doing it, it seems to me that there's only one phrase that truly sums up how I feel regarding the online dating experience in particular and middle aged dating in general....
It's all about your priorities.
Mine are courtesy, politeness, tact, a good sense of humor, and most of all, reliability. I'm searching for a woman who keeps her word. It's something I think of as character. And I'm searching for a woman who is as focused on being honest with herself as she is being honest with everyone else.
I'm a gentleman and I don't believe in anything that represents control. I believe in two people who are autonomous, but partners. It's a three legged race.
What are your priorities?
I do have one high priority: a great sense of humor. A woman who thinks this joke is funny....
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The fish.